Soooo, all gone home eh?
I will be doing some DIy tonight, tell me about your DIy disasters.

Alt: plans tonight if you're not doing DIY
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:26, 61 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm going to be running a bead of grey silicone around my bath...again

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Grey?
That sounds grim
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:28, Reply)

it's dead posh

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Best thing I did for our under stairs loo was getting it professionally tiled
Went from looking "fucking shit" to "the shit"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:31, Reply)

You need to get out more.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:45, Reply)

This^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 20:04, Reply)

I drilled a hole straight through a water pipe within two days of moving in
Does that count?

I shall be trying to catch up with work tonight whilst watching football and drinking copious amounts of red wine
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:28, Reply)

boss has siad I can leave early as I'm awesome
later losers
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:30, Reply)

"boss has siad I can leave early as I'm awesome am nothing but a drain on company resources and actually cost them money just by being there."
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:32, Reply)

boss has siad I can leave early as I'm awesome have finished licking all the windows clean
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:34, Reply)

It is cheaper to let Scarpe have time off than heat the office.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Holy fuck, all this time and I never realised you were actually my boss.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:49, Reply)

I am everybody's boss.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:53, Reply)

I have a friend coming over for supper

( Kroney, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Armin Meiwes lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:38, Reply)

Hah! Only if she's lucky.

( Kroney, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Sort of plan to do fuck all to be honest
although I've been invited to the pub.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:37, Reply)

I have a really good bottle of red to tidy up

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Your Mum wants me to rump her again
but to be honest I haven't got the energy. And if I have to smell her J & D again I will lose my expensive lunch.

Back on planet Earth, I am cooking dinner for the Stunned Mother. Burfday, innit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:40, Reply)

I hate people with birthdays in December
Akward pricks.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:42, Reply)

my mum, the prick.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:43, Reply)

I hope you tell her that.
"Because, through no fault of your own, you were born in an inconvenient couple of weeks, you only get one present to split between your birthday and Christmas. You awkward prick."
( Kroney, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:46, Reply)

I will. Through the medium of rape.
It's the only language she understands.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Merry Christmas, now get in the van

( Kroney, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:51, Reply)

I've got a knife. Get in the van.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:54, Reply)

This evening I shall be reunited with djtp, who will be here throughout the holidays
OH MAN PIPES OF PEACE IS ON TV IT MAKES ME CRY.

I will also be getting overwhelmed by all the food and booze in my fridges.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 17:03, Reply)

It's a bit worrying when your cheif exec sends an email out saying
"we're going to protect as many jobs as possible" three times.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Ohhhh dear

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 17:13, Reply)

Meh, I'd get about £8k redundancy if it happens after Mid feb
Probably wouldn't mind.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 17:16, Reply)

oh.
Fingers crossed for you.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Good luck dude.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 17:16, Reply)

I'm still here, at least until no one will notice me leave.
I'm not bad with DIY as it happens, no notable disasters, yet.

Alt: tonight, I'm off to my Ex's to see my son and hopefully eat some tasty food and then home to bed. It will be good but I really fancy a drink right now, which would probably not be wise tonight, ho hum.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 17:15, Reply)

I'm here on me tod until 7 when I go to the works do.
It will be utter shit, as I have to drive home later and therefore will be staying sober.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Greetings from the Concorde room at Heathrow T5.
I have free beer and champagne, a massage booked for 6pm, duty frees in my bag.

So to the Alt (in case you didn't already know) my evening will be spent flying First Class to Boston

*Asks waitress for croissant*
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Happy Christmas mate, hope it all goes well.
you smug bastard.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 17:40, Reply)

Thanks mate. I hope you have an excellent Christmas.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 17:46, Reply)

I intend to
Even if it isn't FIRST CLASS or IN BOSTON.

All the best to you and your good lady (and sprog) for the new year if we don't speak before then.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Ta. Beers in the New Year I hope.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 17:51, Reply)

Evening you smug cunt
I hope your flight experiences turbulence.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 17:44, Reply)

As I am sat right at the front of the plane any turbulance isn't felt too badly.
I am feeling exceptionally smug. Perhap's it's the Krug?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Well have great Christmas all the same.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 17:52, Reply)

Thanks mate. You too I hope.
We need to plan Jeffstock II for the New Year.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 17:53, Reply)

JeffStock ii
'The alkie Boogaloo' will happen.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 18:14, Reply)

For anyone who hasn't seen it one FaceBook:
I reckon this is worth signing:

https://submissions.epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/18914

It's what she would have wanted.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Can you not just tell us what it is
I'm on my phone, your link isn't hyper and Facebook is bent.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 17:46, Reply)

Petition to have Thatcher's Funeral Privitised
I'm off, have a good evening.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Petition to make Thatcher'a state funeral to be funded privately not by the state.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Nothing could make me more confused.
My heart supports the idea of a state funeral for a PM whose views had such influence on national and global democratic politics.
My head supports a small state.
I'll let my head win for as long as it also applies to Major, Blair, et al.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 18:04, Reply)

Was the influence good or bad?
I'd go for a state kicking to death, followed by a dumping in the Thames.

Maybe not what she would have wanted, but it would make me feel better.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 18:07, Reply)

Overall Good.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 18:09, Reply)

Evening FreeFair.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 18:17, Reply)

Merry Solstice to you.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 18:18, Reply)

Good influences
Looking after No.1, check.
ensuring that the working class overstretched themselves and gave all their money to big businesses, check.
Making sure that Britain punched well above our weight, and thus costing us billions when the rest of europe was disarming, check.
Removing democratic layers of society and replacing them with quangos. check.

But most of all, making me vote for her 3 times. The shame, the shame.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 18:21, Reply)

Xmas isn't just for Christmas
Just walked past a guy who muttered to himself.

"How can they stop me fay drinking on the streets, ah LIVE on the streets"

The grim thing was, he was saying it to himself quietly, and I only heard him as I walked past. The sound of utter defeat in his voice was horrible.

Ho Ho Homeless
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Why did the chicken cross the road?
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 18:53, Reply)

Because he saw you coming with your mum and you both stink and are povs and live in a caravan and your gay uncle still molests you

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 18:55, Reply)

So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 18:55, Reply)

Soon DIY will be a thing I do
I can't imagine I'd ever have problems with it. Oh no.

This evening I will mostly be doing nothing. I done christmas shopping. Go me!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 19:01, Reply)

This evening I have been mostly eating Yoghurt!

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 19:08, Reply)

and then what!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 19:09, Reply)

then PIGHARDIA!
et TON HOLY SPROG.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 19:15, Reply)