Once in Royal David's shitter
Was a man named Gary Glitter
Vietnam was his new playpen
as long as the boys were less than ten
floors clean easyily when their tiled
Jesus Christ that's my child
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:56, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

It was Cambodia wasn't it?
And he only nonced girls, no?

1/10
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:57, Reply)

apologies for my lack of detailed knowlege on the noncing habits of Paul Gadd

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:58, Reply)

That's OK.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Away in a manger, no crib for a bed
the woman called Susie laid down her sweet head
the men in a circle, looked down where she lay
she opened her mouth and said 'come on, lets play'

The men got excited, as they awaited the show
The stable door opened as the tension did grow
The moment arrived, the one of such fame
as "Donkey Show Susie" showed how she got her name.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I spent longer writing that than is healthy, I think.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Silent night. Holy night.
To the hilt.
In her shite.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:08, Reply)