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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My brain hurts
Good morning OT. My works do was, as predicted, utter shit. Never mind, there were no fights, though I did call one of the fellows a bowl of pus.

It will soon be 2012. The year britain stages the most successful Olympics since the last one. What event should B3ta aim to get a gold medal in?

Alt: Is it all worth it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 8:54, 192 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I nearly stomped you there Bartleby.
Maybe getting a gold medal in cuntery and mirth.

Alt: I hope so as there's no afterlife to make sense of it all.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 8:56, Reply)
Morning oh Blousie one.
That will be the modern biathalon then.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:00, Reply)
Saying 'quender', or savoury preserves production.
Alt: no
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:04, Reply)
Judged on clarity, projection, and vehemence.
"...and australia will hve to settle for silver, as he clearly didn't mean what he said. Gold to England for significant attiude, and a nasty tone of voice."
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:08, Reply)
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD I HAVE TO HAVE THIS, I SIMPLY MUST HAVE TO REALLY REALLY GOING TO BUY THIS ON PAYDAY
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/gargoyle-door-knocker-doorknocker-gargoyle-face-green-man-tree-goth-gothic-/150702172795?pt=UK_Home_Garden_Decorative_Accents_LE&hash=item23168caa7b#ht_1972wt_1413
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:04, Reply)
That's not a gargoyle.
/QI
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:05, Reply)
It is a grotesque, is it not?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:07, Reply)
I believe so.
Although I haven't checked this. If QI I say it I believe it to be true until they correct themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:08, Reply)
That's reasonable. They do their homework.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:11, Reply)
But look at him ! Just look at him ! It's from one of my favorite films, The Labyinth

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:08, Reply)
Ooh, I missed that bit.
25 years old this year, that film. There's a massive retrospective of it in this months Empire, if you're interested.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:09, Reply)
Oh sweet ! I'll pick up a copy.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:18, Reply)
You should buy a Mohammed Al Fayed garden gnome instead.
Yes they do exist.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:06, Reply)
Or one of these.
www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_nkw=gargoyle+door+knocker&_sacat=0&_odkw=door+knocker&_osacat=0&_trksid=p3286.c0.m270.l1313
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:07, Reply)
Dude. Have you taken leave of your senses?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:08, Reply)
!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekZiFrMUyiY
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:09, Reply)
Answer the question.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:11, Reply)
Maybe possibly, BUT LOOK AT IT, it's AWESOME.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:16, Reply)
It really, really isn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:17, Reply)
Reasons why it's awesome.
- If anyone walks past my flat on Ket or LSD or whatever, then it'll freak them the fuck out.
- I can give it a comedy--not-a-comedy-name like "Martin" or "George" or something.
- It'll be a friendly happy face to great me as I come in home from going out in lue of a dog.
- JUST LOOK AT IT !!!!!
- It'll keep out bad mojo.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:22, Reply)
Where the fuck are you moving to that
you regularly expect people out of their heads on ketamine to be passing your front door?
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:24, Reply)
Better safe than sorry

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:25, Reply)
He's moving onto Barry's road.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:54, Reply)
It wouldn't really suit a modern abode like yours petal.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:07, Reply)
Or indeed any abode outside the 'Labyrinth' set.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:08, Reply)
Or Jim Henson's house.
well, grave.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:10, Reply)
Oh, it really is from Labyrinth.
I cannot decide whether that makes it better or worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:10, Reply)
worse surely, considering the Bowie association

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:12, Reply)
I'll put it on the front door, it'll only be seen by people who walk in rather than in the flat.
And it'll keep out all the bad mojo.

I need 3 door knobs for my waldrobe, I'm thinking as I have a chanderlear in my bedroom, something victorian-looking and silver.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:12, Reply)
If you buy that door knocker,
you'll only need to get two knobs, because you will be a massive one yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:13, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:15, Reply)
You mong, I like them, I'm going for it when I get paid at midnight.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:16, Reply)
Who pays you at Midnight, Fagin?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:19, Reply)
Is this a jew joke?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:22, Reply)
No, more the shady underworld of London joke.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:29, Reply)
^ Kojak's rejected 'first draft' catchphrase

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:41, Reply)
^My best post ever

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:46, Reply)
It's the worst thing I've seen today
and I saw a dog eating a tramp's turd on the way to work
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:21, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:23, Reply)
Don't do it Gonz.
I cannot even start to tell you how shit that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:11, Reply)
Dude it's 'fully functioning'
and made from resin



and has bronze effect highlights
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:12, Reply)
I assume he is back on the morphine

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:13, Reply)
He definitely seems to have gone all blooty.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:16, Reply)
Mornings.
I lost a day and a halfs holiday because I can't fucking count.

So I will win a gold medal in being an utter fucking retarded cunt.


It would have been three days, but luckily they increased our carry over to 5 days this year from three and I had a day and a half to spare.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:06, Reply)
Pandering

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:07, Reply)
YM Jokes
Alt: Never
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:10, Reply)
Last day in the office!
Alt: yes, work sets you free
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:11, Reply)
LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:14, Reply)
Lucky Nakkers, I'm here till Friday 5:00pm.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:14, Reply)
Yeah, me too.
Although from 12.45PM today I'll be working through what should technically be my own fucking time.

Well, I say 'working'. I expect I'll be here even more than usual.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:15, Reply)
Technically I finish at 6pm tomorrow.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:16, Reply)
Realistically?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:17, Reply)
He's already finished.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:20, Reply)
Sometime around 1997, I think.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:21, Reply)
Hopefully early afternoon.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:21, Reply)
He's already stoned off his tits.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:31, Reply)
Hello Al.
How's your crimbo so far?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:31, Reply)
I have a nasty cold
I was meant to go and see Saxon on tuesday night but instead I spent the evening alternately sleeping and waking violently with a start soaked with sweat and with a raw throat. I was quite annoyed to miss it.

Yesterday I spent the day digging holes with the laziest cunt in our company before painting the bathroom ceiling and once again cursing the useless cunts who owned our house before us for using such shit paint previously so that it bubbles when you try and paint over it.

Today though, I am in the office, I have only one small report to write and I'm going to get a haircut, then this evening our old neighbours are coming round for dinner and I'm going to drink lots of wine.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:52, Reply)
How is yours going?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:52, Reply)
I'd have liked to go to that.
I cannae afford to go tae gigs nae more.

Fucking heartbroken to have missed Motorhead.

Also, get well soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:54, Reply)
Oh man, I should have let you have my ticket.
Sorry, I didn't think. You would probably get on quite well with my friend Charlie who went without me.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:56, Reply)
BAH.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:12, Reply)
I wish.
Actually I have almost given up pot smoking these days. Not by fucking choice though, I can tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:35, Reply)
The breast stroke.
No, it's not. Fuck off London.
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Oh, you don't want to fuck off London.
We'll shank you, blud.
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Nah, fuck em.
C'MON LONDON, WANT YOUR FUCKING SQUARE GO THEN?
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I have no idea what that means
but it sounds proper threatening. I am afeared.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:34, Reply)
London is the engine that drives this miserable country
be thankful for us and we might send you some more gruel aid.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:20, Reply)
Have fun paying for your prescriptions.

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haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:23, Reply)
Will do.
Have fun having the average life expectency of a particularly hard up third world country.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:29, Reply)
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I genuinely don't understand that, sorry.
Although I am sure it's devestatingly clever.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:33, Reply)
it is, ta.

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tl;dr

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*GLOMPS*

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You are a Scotch?
I was just beginning to like you as well
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:34, Reply)
JINGS!

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Errr,
I think they're OK for porridge up there.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:21, Reply)
+ wogs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:34, Reply)
Feed the North, don't they know its Christmas time again.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:22, Reply)
That song was released in 1984
so they won't get the reference for another 7 years.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:25, Reply)
*glares*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:38, Reply)
It needs a fucking clean and a service then
Snap to it cockney boy
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:39, Reply)
It's "dress down day" at work today.
I've already called the next department over a bunch of arseholes. Who shall I dress down next? HAHAHHAHA! THAT'S A JOKE RIGHT THERE! HAHAHAHAHA!

Alt: Doubt it.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:21, Reply)
I thought that was a good joke.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:22, Reply)
God bless you, Monty.
God bless YOU.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:26, Reply)
CHRISTMAS MUSIC

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YES!

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I've just downloaded them all to my work computer so we can all have a disco later on.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:02, Reply)
If I hear that fucking forces wives choir tune again this christmas I'll gun down the first uniform I see.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:26, Reply)
I haven't heard that yet, somehow.
I'm happy to keep it that way.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:28, Reply)
We have radio 2 on at work.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:28, Reply)
I heard Daft Punk on Radio 2 last week.
Is that normal these days?
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Oh yes! quite the mix of tunes nowadays.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:30, Reply)
this sounds like my mum trying to be 'cool' ; )

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:32, Reply)
Good! that's the sound I was going for.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:36, Reply)
It's Saviours Day by Cliff Richard that needs removing off the face of the earth.
I hear it everywhere/I'm going mad and I think I hear it everywhere.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:30, Reply)
And they wonder why terrorists get so pissed off.

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OVER HILLY GO
LAUGHY ALL AWAY
BELLY BOBBY RING
DING DING DING DING DING
WHAT FUN IT IS A LAUGHY SING
SLAYER SONG ANIGHT
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:32, Reply)
You are Stanley Unwin AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:33, Reply)
OI!
JINGEL BELL
JINGEL BELL
JINNLE ALL AWAY
OH A FUNNY FUNNY TIS
A BINGLE BONGLE BAY
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I'm hoping next year there will be readers wives choir.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:32, Reply)
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
UP MY SNATCH
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:33, Reply)
lolz

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:38, Reply)
Singing "Gash King Wenceslas"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:33, Reply)
Silent Knight Holey Knight?

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:36, Reply)
Oh Come On Me, Facial

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WINNER

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:36, Reply)
I was going to post "Oh cum on my face, y'all."
Glad I didn't. I'd look a fool now.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:10, Reply)
Actually, that's slightly better. How annoying.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:25, Reply)
Cocking Around The Christmas Tree

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:36, Reply)
While Shepherds Watched (me in my Austin Allegro with the tissue box on the parcel shelf)

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:37, Reply)
The Carol Of The Bell-ends

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:37, Reply)
Once In Royal DVDA's City

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:37, Reply)
ha!

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:42, Reply)
Little Donkey (Interspecies Megamix)

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:38, Reply)
Santa Claus Is Coming In Brown

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:38, Reply)
As shepherds buffed their cocks by night
all seated round a biscuit
the angel of the lord came hard
and washed them down with Jizzcuit
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:39, Reply)
*turgent applause*

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:40, Reply)
Turgid applause shirley?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:42, Reply)
I am ashamed of myself for lolling here.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:42, Reply)
I think the small writing makes it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:42, Reply)
*turgent agreement*

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:49, Reply)
Wee (Freak Kinks)

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:39, Reply)
Deck The Whores

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:40, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:42, Reply)
I watch porn on Christmas Day.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:40, Reply)
This is both a variation on "I was born on Christmas Day" and a statement of fact.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:41, Reply)
Thanks for clearing that up.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:43, Reply)
Who said I clear up? It dries on the sheets eventually.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:44, Reply)
The Queen's Peach

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:43, Reply)
I wish it could be fistmas every day

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:41, Reply)
*click*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:43, Reply)
Away In A Minge (r)

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:41, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:43, Reply)
Once in Royal David's shitter
Was a man named Gary Glitter
Vietnam was his new playpen
as long as the boys were less than ten
floors clean easyily when their tiled
Jesus Christ that's my child
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:56, Reply)
It was Cambodia wasn't it?
And he only nonced girls, no?

1/10
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:57, Reply)
apologies for my lack of detailed knowlege on the noncing habits of Paul Gadd

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:58, Reply)
That's OK.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Away in a manger, no crib for a bed
the woman called Susie laid down her sweet head
the men in a circle, looked down where she lay
she opened her mouth and said 'come on, lets play'

The men got excited, as they awaited the show
The stable door opened as the tension did grow
The moment arrived, the one of such fame
as "Donkey Show Susie" showed how she got her name.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I spent longer writing that than is healthy, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)
Silent night. Holy night.
To the hilt.
In her shite.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:08, Reply)
Drum her, boy.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:05, Reply)
"Cum" they told me.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:08, Reply)
Get a head dobber and go as dressed Downs

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:36, Reply)
Nope.
This is not English.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:44, Reply)
*whistles innocently*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:47, Reply)
Alternatively, geriatric care
Then again, the only competitors would be B3th, Lusty and Captain V.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:00, Reply)
And Geraldine Blowfish (aged 73) from Rotherham.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)
Christ. Don't start that again.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)
Soz.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)
Do start that again.
I'm still a massive fan of 'Vince Website'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:10, Reply)
There's only 500 first names, 500 surnames and 500 place names.
We've probably seen all the good ones already.
Have ten more to see you through:
Ian Toast (aged 31) from Bulcote
Ann Chickenstalker (aged 39) from Peaslake
Dana Honeythunder (aged 27) from Leeds
Marguerite Purple (aged 41) from Wallasey
Nora Organstein (aged 44) from Little Chalfont
Isabel Darnay (aged 43) from Dundee
Bryan Plummer (aged 17) from Fernhurst
Joan Foraging (aged 47) from Metheringham
Ellen Shaving (aged 33) from Steeple Claydon
Sadie Blubber (aged 32) from Long Stratton
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:16, Reply)
I could do with a site that pumps out a list of 500 randomly selected nouns to repopulate the surnames with goodness.
At the moment they are a mixture of the most common surnames of the UK in the 1900s, a handful of randomly selected nouns and characters from Dickens.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:17, Reply)
It's a wonderful thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:22, Reply)
I don't know if this is hilarious or terrifying.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=biNWkJIZm8I
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:07, Reply)
Saddening, if you ask me.
*something about 'laddette culture' and how society has gone to the dogs*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:10, Reply)
When I read this in the Metro I was under the impression that the train had been moving.
Still, impressive topple.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:11, Reply)
Saddariousyfying.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:12, Reply)
I think getting drunk at a christmas party was allowed before FHM.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:12, Reply)
It's preposterous.
All these 'society has broken down' cunts need to do is spend about three minutes reading about Victorian London and they'd shut up immediately. Stupid fucking spastics haven't a pissing clue.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:16, Reply)
You were there!
That vid is HILARIOUS.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:25, Reply)
More whores than you can shake your syhpalitic cock at.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:29, Reply)
Men who are dandies and women who are darlings rule the world.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:35, Reply)
Terrarious.
Hilarifying.
I dunno. I can't watch it at work.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:11, Reply)
It's very funny.
Stupid bint.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:11, Reply)
Was this one of your colleagues after the party, Bartles?
uk.news.yahoo.com/cctv-drunk-woman-falls-under-train-054701438.html

*edit* damn, beaten to it by Chompy.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:10, Reply)
There is a strange post echo on here today.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:12, Reply)
There is a strange post echo on here today.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:12, Reply)

There is a strange post echo on here today.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:14, Reply)

There is a strange post echo on here today.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:14, Reply)

There is a strange post echo on here today.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:14, Reply)

There is a strange post echo on here today.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:15, Reply)

There is a strange post echo on here today.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:15, Reply)

There is a strange post echo on here today.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:15, Reply)

There is a strange post echo on here today.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:15, Reply)

There is a strange post echo on here today.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:16, Reply)

There is a strange post echo on here today.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:16, Reply)
CHEVRON TO THE MAX!!!!!
cheers Scarpe for removing your post.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:17, Reply)
That's OK.
I'm surprised I was alert enough to what you were doing though.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:20, Reply)
I wonder what these would look like on the popular page?

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:23, Reply)
Fucking brilliant.
As well you know.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:26, Reply)
I clicked 'em all in an effort to find out.
Having Wormulus's name all over the popular page makes me feel really uneasy.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:30, Reply)
I clicked this, because it has Wormulus' name in it.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:32, Reply)
I clicked this, because it has Wormulus' name in it.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:33, Reply)
BOOM

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:18, Reply)

b3ta.turb0t.net/questions/offtopic/post1479514
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:12, Reply)
Yes, I know.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:13, Reply)
Unfortunatley not DG

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:30, Reply)

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