Hahaha, nice!
The closest I've had to that is not one of my prouder moments. My friend and I were in a local bar, and I realised that I knew the sister of one of the barstaff, and pointed this out to my friend. He asked what she was like, I gave a description along the lines of "Hmm, not bad, not very pretty though, preferred her friend, wouldn't surprise me if she'd turned out to be a right kinky bitch anyway." (I was drunk, and as said above, not proud of that)

It's now my turn at the bar, and I turn to see the girl I'd just been talking about on the other side of the bar. Now, I have no idea if she's just heard me, so I think the only thing to do would be feign surprise, say "Oh, I didn't see you there!", have a little chuckle, and leave at great speed. Sadly, this didn't go to plan. Instead, I laughed in her face, and ran off.

Didn't go in there for weeks, just to avoid her after that.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:41, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

you crazy fellow you.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:45, Reply)

I agree, it's a crap story
But seeing yours just reminded me of it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:46, Reply)