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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I once made the mistake of kicking a bouncer in the head
While being slung over the shoulder of the other one that was ejecting me from the building. I don't recommend hitting them back.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:01,
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14 years ago)
^this.
NEVER retaliate to a bouncer. EVER.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:02,
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I looked up and saw this massive fist <i>descending</i> from the sky
Then it's a bit hazy
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:03,
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I had a "Get your fucking hands off me" moment with a couple of bouncers at a place in Brixton.
*smack*
I wake up having a nice sit down outside, with a sore temple and rapidly blackening eye.
What have we learned?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:09,
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The best lessons are the harshest
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:10,
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I remember resisting like fuck.
Hence being
thrown as opposed to escorted.
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NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:05,
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That'll do it.
The only acceptable response is "I'm going, I'm going!"
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:10,
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I only wanted my new hat I bought myself for Christmas :(
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NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:14,
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