only two that i remember, everything went black after that
i was a teenager, and apparently still somehow managed to evade the police after a bout of drunken disorderly, my mate was taken home by the filth and given a proper rollicking by his ma an pa

we had been drinking before the pints too
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:18, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Nope. Not impressed.
my limit for being impressed at pints of vodka has bee previously set at three. You sir, are a lightweight.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:19, Reply)

we'd been drinking beforehand! please, your validation means so much to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:20, Reply)

I'll only validate you online if you send me a picture of Swipeys saggy funbags.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:29, Reply)

deal, whens she back from the bahamers?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Dunno, I thought you had gone with her?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:34, Reply)

she invited me, but i have too much to do here for xmas
(i'm not santa btw)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:38, Reply)

How about pints of homebrewed wine?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:20, Reply)

I'd have knocked your fucking socks off then.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Pervert

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Me? Al is the one with a pair of 'fucking socks'

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:22, Reply)

The ladies love a man who makes love with the days of the week written across the sole of his foot.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:30, Reply)

drinking tennants super and pissing yourself isn't impressive to anyone

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:22, Reply)