I don't know quentin,
What happened to you as a child to make you so extra super special?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:37, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

His mum dropped him onto his head
as the Sunshine Bus was returning them to the Spastics Home, following his birth.

Luckily she was so high on Thalidomide at the time she barely noticed when they took him away from her.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:39, Reply)

poor quenty.
never stood a chance.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:42, Reply)

It's amazing he's turned out as well as he has, really.
Poor wee fliddy, irritating, Downsy-faced mite.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:43, Reply)

I can't wait till he goes to a omgb4sh,
I wonder if he'll get some knuckles connecting heavily with his windpipe.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:15, Reply)

I hope he likes late-night canal-swimming.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Sometimes I would like to own a pub
just so I could call it the Thalidomide Arms.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:43, Reply)

Would your pub sign have a picture of Flipper the Dolphin?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:46, Reply)

It might.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Tee hee.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:49, Reply)