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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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so the US navy has allowed the gays, and to prove it theres a picture in the news of some birds having a snog
is lesbianism more acceptable than bumderism?
Is homosexuality a choice?

If you'd been brought up different, been closer to your mum and had a stern dad, could you be a poofter?

Alt: whose lookin forward to Easter?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:57, 318 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
This thread is a roaring success

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:07, Reply)
See. there's no need for that.
He's probably already feeling bad about the failure of his thread. He was hoping for a nice conversation, and it just didn't happen. There's no need for you to stick the boot in. Let's all just be nice to each other.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:46, Reply)
MERRY CHRISTMAS, ONE AND ALL.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:02, Reply)
Dunno Q, sounds a bit gay to me.

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Alt: You're just a low rate Jeremy.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:25, Reply)
Are you calling my boy a horse?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:26, Reply)
It's not my fault he keeps making an ass of himself

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:31, Reply)
This thread is excellent.
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:31, Reply)
If you were a kesbian in my school you got called kd lang
and they sang Constant Craving at you on the top deck of the number 27
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:34, Reply)
A kesbian.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:34, Reply)
Is that a lezzer with a pet kestrel?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:37, Reply)
Only the upnorth ones

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:39, Reply)
Nah, it's a lezzer in a terrible "indie" band.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:39, Reply)
Oh they really are shit, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:40, Reply)
HA AL!!!!
THAT MUST MEAN YOU LIKE THEM BECAUSE I SAID THEY'RE SHIT!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:41, Reply)
No Monty
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1479821

If you read it carefully (or even not that carefully) you will see that I left myself the get out clause of saying "almost certainly".
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:05, Reply)
DAMN YOUR LEGALLY-SOUND GET-OUT CLAUSE.
Damn it to HELL, I say.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:10, Reply)
You're not allowed to say "indie" any more.
Now you have to say 'Culturally Different' or, in some cases, 'Differently Able'.

or - 'shit
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:03, Reply)
Kids can be so cruel.
Did it make you cry into your girlfriends minge?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:38, Reply)
I don't know quentin,
What happened to you as a child to make you so extra super special?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:37, Reply)
His mum dropped him onto his head
as the Sunshine Bus was returning them to the Spastics Home, following his birth.

Luckily she was so high on Thalidomide at the time she barely noticed when they took him away from her.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:39, Reply)
poor quenty.
never stood a chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:42, Reply)
It's amazing he's turned out as well as he has, really.
Poor wee fliddy, irritating, Downsy-faced mite.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:43, Reply)
I can't wait till he goes to a omgb4sh,
I wonder if he'll get some knuckles connecting heavily with his windpipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:15, Reply)
I hope he likes late-night canal-swimming.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:48, Reply)
Sometimes I would like to own a pub
just so I could call it the Thalidomide Arms.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:43, Reply)
Would your pub sign have a picture of Flipper the Dolphin?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:46, Reply)
It might.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:48, Reply)
Tee hee.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:49, Reply)
Dunno. Soz.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:39, Reply)
I am so joyous and seasonal and ho-ho-ho that I helped an old lady to cross the road earlier.
Check me out.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:54, Reply)
+ stole her pension book when she wasn't looking.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:55, Reply)
Having been around here a while in a non-trolly way now, I notice that you aren't the dick I assumed you to be a while ago.
I'd like to apologise for everything. Soz.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:59, Reply)
There. That's my christmassiness.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:59, Reply)
He's a good lad,
but he does have the most horrendous hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:01, Reply)
My hair is a finely follicled tribute the the eighties, I'll have you know.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:06, Reply)
...in that it looks like a flock of seagulls have shat in it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:07, Reply)
That's just the grey.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:08, Reply)
Come on now that's a good joke.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:21, Reply)
My mouth did do a rough approximation of approval when I read it.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:22, Reply)
This is praise so lofty I am getting vertigo.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:32, Reply)
'Cepted.
You seem quite normal and articulate in this guise. Merry Christmas, Horsey.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:05, Reply)
CHEERS. AND YOU.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:07, Reply)
You forgot sexy.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:10, Reply)
I forgot what, gorgeous?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:16, Reply)
The old ones are always the best eh Monty?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:17, Reply)
We certainly are.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:18, Reply)
Well, I say 'helped across the road',
really it was more 'pretended to be from the gas board, forced my way into her home and submitted her to a sordid and terrifying nine-hour sado-sexual ordeal, and then fucked off down the pub with her pension leaving her gaffer-taped to a chair in the dark'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:00, Reply)
This is the new Strongbow advert, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:02, Reply)
Devski old boy, are you well?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:03, Reply)
Top hole, old boy, top hole.
Things are coming up Devil today, which is nice. And but 15 minutes to a turkey dinner.

I trust the season finds you well?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:05, Reply)
Fair to middling, fair to middling.
Work’s OK, access to kid is OK, having a great time with Lusty…were I not broker than Quentin’s mum’s morals I’d say I was tip-top really. How’s your missus?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:07, Reply)
Excellent!
She's just fine - we're just counting down the days to the new house. Just over a month to go... Nearly bloody there, though!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:11, Reply)
Still in East London?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:11, Reply)
ANSWER THE QUESTION.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:15, Reply)
He doesn't care, Monty.
The heartless cad.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:23, Reply)
He's ruined my Christmas now.
I'm going to sit in a bus shelter with a bottle of Gordon's.

Bye all.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:28, Reply)
I'm going now.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:34, Reply)
No-one cares.
Suprise! Which bus shelter?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:41, Reply)
Does it really matter which?
As long as it is rainy
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:42, Reply)
and as long as it's not my one.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:44, Reply)
I think Upper Clapton is the most miserable place in the South of England.
Also if I get really wet with rain or urine I can always get the bus home from there pretty easily.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:44, Reply)
I used to go out with a girl who lived in Upper Clapton.
What a fucking sorry state it was. And so was Upper Clapton.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:47, Reply)

instantrimshot.com/
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:49, Reply)
That's the exact sound I made in my head as I typed it.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:49, Reply)
Can you not count?
HE'S AT DINNER
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:21, Reply)
I was watching the orginal foreignese Girl With The Dragon Tattoo the other day.
Just as I said, "She must've known that would happen. Why didn't she at least take a camera and film it for evidence?" she retreived the camera from her bag.
Moreover, I liked the bit where she kicked a dildo up his arse. My wife and I turned to each other and said in unison "And that's what should happen to all of them."
So, my point, I guess, is that I love Christmas, me.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:10, Reply)
I reckon there is people that probably quite like having things kicked up their rears,
and I'm not sure we should be encouraging them to rape people, especially at christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:13, Reply)
Why not? Everyone loves a Christmas surprise.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:27, Reply)
She did establish beforehand that he wouldn't be keen. Just in case.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:32, Reply)
I like homosexuality.
There I've said it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:01, Reply)
You bender.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:01, Reply)
You wont' be saying that when I'm gyrating with Lusty in your bedroom next year.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:03, Reply)
After a few months of it I probably will.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:05, Reply)
Scottish scientists in major discovery:
www.theregister.co.uk/2011/12/22/deep_fried_planet/
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:20, Reply)
They've been burnt by a sun.
But only 'almost certainly' was all life wiped out?


THEY WERE BURNT BY A SUN.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:24, Reply)
life if pretty hardy
there could be extremophiles (people who like to shag EXTREME things, like snowboarding)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:27, Reply)
But THEY WERE BURNT BY A SUN.
They should put me in charge of all science, I have all the answers.

Burnt by a sun = Dead. Next question please?

'But what if they were extremophiles?'

Nope. Burnt by a sun = Dead.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Nope. Burnt by a sun = Dead Then I really do hope I'm right - the sick perverted SCUM.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:30, Reply)
They could be in the core.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:27, Reply)
I'm sorry, but this question has been answered by the newly appointed (by me) person in charge of all science (me).
There is no further room for discussion.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:30, Reply)
Right you know ovens right?
If you dig a hole go in it and then cover yourself with earth, do you think you'll still get burnt if you put the oven on really hot?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:32, Reply)
This correspondence is now closed.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:35, Reply)
ooh, this is how religion works, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:35, Reply)
Like Scottish people on holiday.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:29, Reply)
Scottish people are burned by the Sun newspaper

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:51, Reply)
Space is cool.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:28, Reply)
Hawkwind agree with you.
Therefore, so do I.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:29, Reply)
I believe Hawkwind Said it was deep
And If I've actually just out hawkwinded you, I shall do a little happy dance, but I bet I haven't.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:39, Reply)
They did indeed. I nearly linked to that classic tune as well.
But I am unouthawkwindable I'm afraid, so save your dancing, boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:46, Reply)
Oh God I hope you have.
This will go down in the folklore of B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:46, Reply)
Don't be daft. That is simply impossible.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:47, Reply)
I know. It was a foolish dream : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:47, Reply)
I do love them so.
You can get a DVD of their epic set at the 1989 Treworgey Tree Fayre. It truly is up there with meeting Lusty and the birth of my kid as 'best days of my life', that weekend. I was fifteen and chock-full of £1 LSD tabs. Ozric Tentacles were on before them, and The Magic Mushroom Band (who were shite).

I'm feeling so nostalgic I might poo myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:51, Reply)
Shit happens

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:55, Reply)
LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:55, Reply)
I'm entirely meh about it
Does not affect me in any way. What I do hate though is camp

Alt:
Yeah, eggses
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:49, Reply)
I fucking hate camp people.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:53, Reply)
They're too intents :(

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:54, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:54, Reply)
I approve of Himjims post.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:55, Reply)
Except Mengele. He was alright.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:54, Reply)
Yeah, this^
Gay I'm fine with, camp does my nut in, gay or strait.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:59, Reply)
I grates on me big style

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:00, Reply)
*Flaps wrists*
Hiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:05, Reply)
This^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:10, Reply)
I have to say I'm in agreement with you.
Every time I see Louis Fucking Spence on the telly I want to cut the plug off.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:11, Reply)
^ euphemism of the week
You dirty poofter, Dav.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:15, Reply)
Girl haired ponce.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:23, Reply)
You want his Pineapple in your "studio", more like

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:17, Reply)
His missus walked in on him whilst he was 'cutting the plug off', poor man.
No Christmas for Dav this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:19, Reply)
Oy vay!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:19, Reply)
You grate on us all big style.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:12, Reply)
cheesus

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:16, Reply)
omg
www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-16300314
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:54, Reply)
Old news.
Two headed kids are popping up everywhere nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:55, Reply)
Get your azz to Marss*



*FILM
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:56, Reply)
I thoroughly enjoyed this being on TV last week
(or the week before)
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:59, Reply)
I was unaware of this news
thank you for reporting it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:01, Reply)
This kind of story makes my blood boil.
"surgery was not being considered at the moment." I should bloody hope not, how is this even a question.
"it was difficult to choose which head to remove because both brains were functioning well." - and possibly, just possibly because it would be murder? or is that just me.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:02, Reply)
It's not murder, it's a decision to increase the chances of survival of both from 0/2 to 1/2

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:04, Reply)
Did I mis the bit where it says both these kids die if they don't kill one?
And it's still murder, just possibly justified.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:08, Reply)
Murder is killing with malice, that wouldn't count.
And it's not explicitly stated but the organs are designed to sustain one brain and nervous system not two. There'll be massive strain on the organs which will eventually fail killing them both.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:12, Reply)
What if the surgeon really enjoyed doing it and got a bit of a bone-on?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:13, Reply)
Then he's probably the best person for the job.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:15, Reply)
That's what I thought.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:15, Reply)
Fine Manslauther then, still ending the life of a human being.
It's not stated at all, because it's not necessarily true, the Hensel girls are doing OK so far. I don't deny it's a strain, but far from definitely a life threatening one, and you need a pretty strong justification to kill.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:17, Reply)
What if they were ginger?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:18, Reply)
Kill then both
No question.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:19, Reply)
See, easy innit?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:19, Reply)
They're foreign anyway.
No-one cares.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:19, Reply)
A football almost cut in half would make a good rain hat for them

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:20, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:22, Reply)
Or a bra

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:24, Reply)
They don't need a bra yet
You filthy paedo
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:28, Reply)
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SUN?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:31, Reply)
The Hensel girls have separate hearts and four lungs.
Anyway get off your soapbox second guessing the decisions their Dr's have to make and just be thankful you don't have to make them.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:22, Reply)
Yeah I should definitely leave this, however.
You're second guessing too, and as they are saying surgery isn't an option, it seems they agree with me at least so far, Nayh nyah ny nyah nyah.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Third world problems innit.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:04, Reply)
More like second heed problems

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:18, Reply)
that's because it's reporters reporting on science
when they don't really understand it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:05, Reply)
And this is why I don't do news as a rule.
reported by idiots, for idiots
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:12, Reply)
but it's a fairly good way of finding out about stuff
otherwise you'd have to discover everything for yourself from being there
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:13, Reply)
It's not worth the stress.
I usually get enough from word of mouth and when that's not enough asking chompy fills in the blanks nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:18, Reply)
it's more accurate that way

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:21, Reply)
Sadly it is.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:31, Reply)
*missing link between ape and human*?
Oh, sorry, i thought we were playing Blanketty Blank.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:22, Reply)
hahah
for that you get a cheque book and pen
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:23, Reply)
There's no link whatsoever between Ape and human

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:23, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:24, Reply)
Oi

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:35, Reply)
Ok, as the head of all science
I say

FUCKING HELL, LOOK! IT'S GOT TWO HEADS! TWO FUCKING HEADS! BURN IT, BURN IT NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:17, Reply)
with the sun?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:18, Reply)
Yes, because nothing can survive that.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:20, Reply)
Thank you for distilling this story into it's essence

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:19, Reply)
Well, in these sad days without a News Of The World, someone has to keep fighting the good fight.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:21, Reply)
Lol

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:21, Reply)
For some reason the following sentence made me laugh hysterically.
"Doctors say the mother breastfed both heads a few times and that the baby's appetite is normal."
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:25, Reply)
It would be convenient, non?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:27, Reply)
is that because it had the word 'breast' in it?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:27, Reply)
It's just the fact that it refers to her breastfeeding both heads.
I don't know why, it just made me laugh a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:58, Reply)
poor little might(s)

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:30, Reply)
That kid is like a shoe in for a Dr Who Christmas special baddie

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:31, Reply)
haha
this^^
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:35, Reply)
Oh, I forgot to say
HOLLIIIDAAAAZZEE!! No more work until January (except the crate I brought home) and I reckon it's about time for celebratory tea and crumpets
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:22, Reply)
This^
If ever there was a time for tea and crumpet, it is now God damn it!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:23, Reply)
kettle's on

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:25, Reply)
I haven't had a crumpet for fucking ages.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:25, Reply)

a
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:26, Reply)
How would you know?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:27, Reply)
the internet

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:28, Reply)
he was hoping that if you did
you would describe it to him in great, sordid detail
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:28, Reply)
AP Wire Service: A new DefCon Bongle record was today achieved by a Mr N. Ape of London

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:30, Reply)
"I laugh in the face of a 'glass ceiling' "

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:31, Reply)

ceiling coffee table
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:38, Reply)
There may be an eye, but it's hardly a hole face

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:38, Reply)
Urgh

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:48, Reply)
Crumpets are full of win
Toasted with a few drops of Worcestershire sauce and melty cheddar
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:26, Reply)
I bet you like "savory pancakes" as well you fucking deviant

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:28, Reply)
yuck yuck yuck!
Oh! I'd forgotten they existed - you horrible monster
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:29, Reply)
I more of a big fluffy monster, like that one from monsters inc

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:30, Reply)
James P Sullivan

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:32, Reply)
and now
I've gone and recalled sweetcorn fritters :( Man, food wasn't great in the 80s
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Yeah, I do
Not the Findus ones though, proper ones
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:29, Reply)
chicken curry crispy pancakes were nice
but the savory pancakes my dad made which was basically a pancake with mince in it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:32, Reply)
We sent them an email asking where the curry ones had gone
They are not to return :o(
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:32, Reply)
probably because of all the AIDS-numbers in them

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:33, Reply)
this is sad news

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:34, Reply)
Savoury anything is better than sweet anything.
I have Marmite pancakes because I'm crackers.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Yay for Baz

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:31, Reply)
no

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:32, Reply)
mostly yes, but "My Old Dutch" proved that savoury pancakes are wrong and weird.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:33, Reply)
Correct

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:38, Reply)
You seem to be agreeing with me an awful lot at the moment Boyce

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:39, Reply)
He caught bender from a man he met on Clapham Common

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:43, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:47, Reply)
No I don't. Fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:47, Reply)
MB & NA sittin in a tree
f-i-s-t-i-n-g
first comes glove, then comes bummage
then fails Naked Apers' Marriage
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:51, Reply)
If you added naked this would scan better
C-

EDIT: TOO LATE YOU HANDED IN YOUR WORK ALREADY
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:51, Reply)
i think you misread it wrong, soz
it said naked apers the whole time
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:57, Reply)
Butter and perhaps jam if you've been good

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:32, Reply)
lemon and sugar is the correct way
maple syrup if you are a horrendous fatty
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:37, Reply)
maple syrup and ice cream
like they used to do in little chefs
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:38, Reply)
Oh dear.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:38, Reply)
i was fed savory pancakes and sweetcorn fritters
and 'curry' made of mince with curry powder in. Little Chef in the 80s was a treat
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:39, Reply)
I used to love those Vesta meals.
My mum would give them us as a treat, A FUCKING TREAT!!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:41, Reply)
crispy fried noodles

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:42, Reply)
They just hadn't bothered cooking them

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:43, Reply)
i really want some, now
lovely lovely MSG
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:44, Reply)
Wen I wer a young'an we' git 2 daays at motorway services for Cristmas, and we were graatefull

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:40, Reply)
On crumpets its jam
You're talking pancakes
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:43, Reply)
I just won the office Christmas quiz. Tin of Roses. Nice one. Bosh.
Piece of piss.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:43, Reply)
Can I have a toffee penny?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:44, Reply)
Nope.
That's Quality Street. Help yourself to any of the ones I do have though.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:48, Reply)
do a fart in it and close the lid, so if anyone tries to steal one they get a horse fart

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:45, Reply)
This is good advice

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:46, Reply)
Look, I know I've made it confusing, but I'll try to put this as simply as I can;
I'm not ACTUALLY a horse.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:50, Reply)
Donkey eh?
That's ok, we all pretend to be more than we are online, have a carrott
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:52, Reply)
DAMMITALL!
*kicks stable door in*
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:56, Reply)
Ass, more like

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:56, Reply)
A muleato?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:56, Reply)
an albino?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:57, Reply)
A mosquito?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:00, Reply)
He can't take it off you
'cause he doesn't have hands

'CAUSE HE'S A HORSE INNIT!!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:57, Reply)
HURRUMPH!

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:04, Reply)
Why the long face?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:05, Reply)
Frankly, I was lucky the Christmas quiz answers were all numerical so I could clop them out with my hooves.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:05, Reply)
Mr Ed

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:08, Reply)
well isn't this just peachy?
I come back from my stint outdoors to find that I'm top of the talk pop page, AND got the most popular thread on Off Topic today? marvellous

I'm going to celebrate witha cup of tea and the remains of my chocolate orange, you lot talk among yourselves
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:44, Reply)
gold medal special olympics, sunshine bus first place etec etc

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:46, Reply)
aw, I'm really happy for you Naked Ape, you earned those medals

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:47, Reply)
That happens to me all the time.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:53, Reply)
you must be the most successful person i know (online)

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:55, Reply)
Homosexuality-
The feeling of being a homo is not a choice but acting upon ones desires is.
And honestly I don't think I ever could have been gay, though I have no problem with non-Hetrosexuality, my best female friend is Bisexual. Consenting Sexuality is private and IMO morally neutral.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:53, Reply)
I hope someone bums you to death this christmas

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:55, Reply)
I know it's on my christmas list.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:56, Reply)
pleawse don't kill yourself this christmas
theres enough strain on our public services already, wait til the new year
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:58, Reply)
What if I do it so no one finds me dead till the new year?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:59, Reply)
What about the person hanging out the back of you, post bumming?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)
They'll think I've fallen asleep.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:03, Reply)
A good chance for more bumming then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:05, Reply)
it may not be a condition, but is it a state of mind?
it seems to me that it isn't genetic, its somrhting which is usualy brought about by certain conditions
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:56, Reply)
Of course it's genetic.
Otherwise all siblings brought up in the same conditions would be gay.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:57, Reply)
No, only the weak willed bumders would end up quendering.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:58, Reply)
not necessarily true
and surely if it was genetic the gays wouldn't pass on their genes and they would die out?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:58, Reply)
Doesn't work like that sweetie.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:00, Reply)
yes it does, unless your implying homosexuality is a genetic mutation that pops up occasionally?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:01, Reply)
Mutations aren't always necessarily a bad thing.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)
True, lazer vision, cool thing
wings, cool thing
ability to change your appearance, cool thing
Bumderism, terrible anomaly that should be stamped out
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:03, Reply)
i didn't say it was, and certainly wasn't suggestion taht they are
if that were true, which i doubt, then why does my cock taste like my uncle paul's bumgina?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:04, Reply)
God you're both idiots.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:04, Reply)
so lets here from mr learned homo
shall we?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:06, Reply)
Methinks he protests too much, don't you Quenters?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:07, Reply)
i dunno, he's far too busy SUCKING MY COCK RIGHT NOW

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Being gay is not genetic
being gay is not about the enviroment they're brought up in
being gay is not about the social situation they live
being gay is not a consious choice
being gay is not about hormones

It's about everything, and nothing human sexuality is deeply complex mix of social physical and psychological conditions. Since the late 70s most Psychologists have given up on reasearching it because every study gave different results.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:11, Reply)
^ gay talk

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:11, Reply)
That's because a lot of them were closet bummers.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:11, Reply)
They stopped researching it because every ten minutes they had to have a wank break
and thus got nowhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:12, Reply)
so what you're saying is that its a mixture of environmental influences which no scientist has been able to pin down?
thanks for supporting my theory
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Every time you post anything you support my theory.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:13, Reply)
right now i'm hoping your theory is a euphemism for your dongle

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:14, Reply)
No, I said it caused by many more factors than that.
Your opinion is like saying, it's raining on a wednesday that because rain is caused by the letter W.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:14, Reply)
It's almost like you're suggesting he's some kind of imbecile, Chompy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Who me?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:17, Reply)
I thought, ' that can't be right'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:20, Reply)
other than environment and genetics what other influences are there on a child?
i would have thought environment covers just about everything they interact with and take any experience from
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:15, Reply)
You tell us.
You're the one who exercised a malign influence on a child FROM YOUR OWN FAMILY.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Ok so you think homosexuality is caused by "stuff"
well done.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:17, Reply)
exactly,a nd you supported my theory by saying that it is caused by more 'stuff' than we have or probably ever will be able to understand

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:18, Reply)
It rained yesterday.
It didn't rain today. I think your theory has some legs.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:16, Reply)
it didn't rain yesterday or today

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:17, Reply)
It fucking rained yesterday
I was driving to site at 6.30am and it rained.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:19, Reply)
i got up at about 9, it didn't rain yesterday

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:20, Reply)
That's what a bender would say.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:14, Reply)
and gayness
occurs in animals, too
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Must be genetic then.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Only weak willed ones.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:16, Reply)
again, i think because of the way those animals were raised
or if its chimps, chimps will just fuck anything the randy buggars
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:17, Reply)
I like all the videos of chimps mouth-raping frogs.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:24, Reply)
i've never seen one, link pls?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:24, Reply)

wwww.howquentinwasconceived.com/urgh
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:26, Reply)
well that doesn't work
i'm not sure you know how the internet works
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Yes it does
that's why there are fewer bummers now than there used to be.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:01, Reply)
How do you know that?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)
Everyone knows that don't they.
Don't tell me you didn't know that BGB?

How is your christmas shaping up BTW?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:04, Reply)
Fair to middling.
Just want to get it over with so I can have some fun.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:06, Reply)
Are you planning on sneaking into my pants over new year?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:07, Reply)
aka The Millennium Dome

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:12, Reply)
I like how you're implying I need a codpiece capable of seating over 20,000 people.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:17, Reply)
I'm saying Celine Dion could do a gig in your buttock area.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Nah.
It is ALWAYS the older sibling which is woofy. Seeing how terrible their woofy older sibling is ALWAYS puts off the younger sibling.
Any examples to the contrary of this theory may be dismissed as lies.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:58, Reply)
so would identical twins both be gay
and would it be wrong if they bummed each other? Or is that just masterbation?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:00, Reply)
Do you think twins are just one person in two places at once?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:03, Reply)
They just move really quickly.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:04, Reply)
Mirrors

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:06, Reply)
All identical twins brought up in the same conditions

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:03, Reply)
is your point that identical twins would be, or wouldn't be?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:05, Reply)
Sorry! this ^

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:05, Reply)
it would be impossible to raise two identical twins identically
parents would always choose a favourite, the mother might favour one and the father prefers the other

in that situation one could be gay while the other was straight
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:07, Reply)
What if they were raised by gay robots in a lab?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Exsperminate

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:13, Reply)
i don't think gay parents= gay children
it seems to be more of a distant father, overbearing mother kind of thing
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:14, Reply)
My mother is an overbearing bender.
SO HA.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:18, Reply)
then she would have raised you straight then, what with both of you preffering girls
YOU LOSE
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:19, Reply)
That would probably expalin why those of a working class background seem less likely to be homosexual.
Also, here is a dilemma, one which i am NOT saying does exist, but hypothetically, if it were proven that "something in the water" caused Homosexuality, and it could be easily removed at no cost, should it be removed, or should we keep it to "open peoples minds".
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:59, Reply)
fucks sake stop talken shit at me, hollyoaks is on

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:00, Reply)
You don't half talk a load of bollox freefair.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:01, Reply)
Are you trying to come out?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:01, Reply)
i like how you phrased that
it sounds like your inviting him to join you
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)
Here's a dilemma
if a really bad troll keeps trying to troll really badly, is it giving them attention to ask them to buck their ideas up and do it better?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)
I doubt he's going anywhere no matter what we do.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:04, Reply)
But he could be better BGB
he could be so much better, this is just embarrassing.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:06, Reply)
99% of homosexuals are either weather balloons, aircraft or geese.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)
I love this so much.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:05, Reply)
10/10

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:06, Reply)
and that's a fact bomb!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:07, Reply)
A good point well made.
Queers, cure yourselves by trying not to be so poofy.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:57, Reply)
Oh, Thank you Santa, Thank you! You delivered my idiot early.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:03, Reply)

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