A halved lemon up its arse instead of the onion.
A halved bulb of garlic up its arse instead of a couple of cloves.

My old boss used to open a can of good cider, stick it up its arse and stand it up on a big old barbecue, closing the lid. Best chicken I've ever tasted.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 22 Dec 2011, 16:32, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I'm cooking this in my oven though
so I don't want a foaming can of cider spilling everywhere. Please just try and use your brain occasionally Noel.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Oh ffs it's like nobody anywhere appreciates me ever in the history of anything.
*starts drinking again*
*listens to Paramore*
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 22 Dec 2011, 16:46, Reply)

*Forcibly ejects Noel from his living room*

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 16:47, Reply)

I hope you kept his new hat

( Kroney, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Haha you cunt.
/ac
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 22 Dec 2011, 16:49, Reply)