but this way the only washing up
is a spoon
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:48, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Not if you lick it thouroughly

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:50, Reply)

i just put it back in the can
for when I finish it off tomorrow
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:50, Reply)

NO!
Eating food that ought to be eaten hot cold is WRONG and the most alarming thing ever for me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:53, Reply)

so you wouldn't like that
i used to eat all day breakfasts from the can, then?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:56, Reply)

Shit no
I used to work with a woman who would buy fish and chips at lunchtime, put them in her desk and eat them at 16.50.

Disgusting. I shagged her once too. What was I thinking?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:01, Reply)

FFS dude.
Standards?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Biggest one ever.
20 stone at a guess.

She had an arse that only Helen Keller could read but she was VERY obliging.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:08, Reply)

Eew.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:10, Reply)

Swallow your pride and do a fat bird
They're grateful.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:13, Reply)

Eew.
I don't need to, and wouldn't, stoop that low.

And even if I did, I wouldn't admit it.

I don't talk about my charity work.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:19, Reply)

There's so much fun to be had from your "charity work."

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:25, Reply)