I'm not talking to you until you renounce this Miranda Hart nonsense
Best: either the Jedi dressing gown or I, Partridge
Worst: my Mum always gets me all manner of gubbins because a) she loves buying and watching me open presents, which leads me to b) she still thinks I'm 6. The Yoda washcloth will never see use by me but it'll make for a useful re-gift to the nephew. On the other hand, the mug bearing the legend "My farts hospitalise small children" raised quite the titter.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 14:17, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Is the dressing gown at least 6" too long and have you caught the arms on anything important yet?
I got one last year and within two days I managed to cover the entire kitchen in milk and cornflakes having got one of the arms caught on a drawer handle.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 28 Dec 2011, 14:19, Reply)

It doesn't even reach the floor actually
The sleeves are a pain when shaving though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 14:20, Reply)

You should roll back the sleeve on one of the arms
And leave the other arm as it is.

You'll then have one free arm with which you can shave and make breakfast and stuff.

Han(d) Solo if you want.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 14:22, Reply)

But they won't STAY rolled up, Jeff

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 14:23, Reply)

sew them up

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 14:24, Reply)

I'm a BOY
a) effort
b) skills
c) no
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 14:30, Reply)

It's a piece of piss
and will stop you struggling with shaving.

alternatively: staples
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 14:32, Reply)

I'm not sure how going to a shop where you can buy a PC or a printer is going to help.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Or I could just take it off

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 14:36, Reply)

I used to slide my arms out of my big tartan dressing gown
and wear it like a kilt while I did my ablutions. Just have to make sure the belt is done up right.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 14:45, Reply)