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Morning all
As a proud supporter of women's right's and wearer of a massive female thumbprint on my forehead I endorse this thread or something
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 9:39,
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Women's rights?
AKA the right to give me a blow job.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 9:41,
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Sexist
Men have the right to give you a blowjob too
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 9:43,
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Erm, yeah.
Did you watch Dorian Grey on Ch4 last night? Speaking of woofters.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 9:44,
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No, last night I watched BACK TO THE FUCKING FUTURE
We're going to a 50s Swing dance night tomorrow and I persuaded the missus that it was good research. God I'm good.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 9:49,
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Good skills.
I am assuming that you are not competing tomorrow? For a laff, like?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:00,
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Er sorry mate you've lost me
Competing?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:17,
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Swing dance. Not a competition then?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:18,
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Oh! Now I feel stoopid, I was worried I'd missed summat
No it's not a competition, just as well as we wouldn't last two seconds. Just for lols. I expect to be utterly hammered by 8pm.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:25,
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Hahaha. Glad to hear it.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:28,
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What have you got planned?
MASSIVE DRUGS, I'll be bound
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:33,
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I think Monty and I are going to the footy and then around mine for a eclectic evening of MD's and parlour games.
Or sunnink.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:45,
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Hahaha
Sorry mate, it looks like you said Monty was going to the footy. Twice in a year. Very amusing.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:52,
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Free beer innit.
We never even made it to the seats for the Champions League game. I watched it AT the groung on the closed circuit!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:04,
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This is wrong on every conceivable level
And yet the free beer makes it acceptable
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:10,
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£600 worth of tickets!! It's criminal.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:13,
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Hang on
How many tickets is that!?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:18,
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2
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:19,
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Terry Henry might be playing Stunned.
You know how he is Monty's favourite player of all time.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:20,
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I bet he scores. Monty will piss his Terry Henry undercrackers.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:23,
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I heard Monty was organising a bukkake party using the new statue of Tel Henry as his spunk bucket.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:25,
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Va va voom.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:34,
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Get back in the kitchen and make me a bacon sandwich
Seriously, there aren't enough people in the office to qualify for free delivery on hot sandwiches so I'mma have to do without.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 9:42,
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I feel your pain, brother
I was on the late shift and missed the bacon run
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 9:42,
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Get off your ass and go and get one.
Which I am about to do. Not get off your ass, get off my ass.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 9:43,
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Ha!
One of the late-in ladies just texted and is stopping at McD's on the way in. That's it, wench, bring me a McMuffin!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 9:47,
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I said a DOUBLE sausage and egg. *cracks in mouth*
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:01,
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hi stunned, how are you doing?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:02,
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I don't really mind that you've got me on ignore stunned
really, i don't
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:02,
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it doesn't hurt me, or bother me in any way
not in the slightest
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:03,
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I'm certainly not upset about it
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:03,
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it barely registers on my giveafuck-o-meter
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:03,
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but still i can't shake this heavy feeling in my chest
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:04,
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it jsut hurts so bad
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:05,
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WHY STUNNED WHY? WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU????
WHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:06,
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I hate you so much, i hope you die, i really do
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:06,
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i didn't mean that stunned, really i didn't
i was just upset, you have no idea what you've been doing to me
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:06,
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please have me back stunned
please?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:07,
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O GOD PLEASE STUNNED
PLEASE?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:07,
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I HATE YOU YOU PRICK
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:08,
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X
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:08,
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i'LL KILL MYSELF, i really will
don't think i won't
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:08,
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you'll miss me when i'm gone stunned
you'll regret this, you don't want it on your conscience
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:08,
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i had so much more to give you
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:10,
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goodbye crule world
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:10,
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it didn't have to be this way
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:11,
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