I'm going to cry.
The only reason I was going out tomorrow was because the girl I love/am half seeing was going. Now she's staying in. Someone hug me, Baz is gutted.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 16:31, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Go round her house with a bottle of champagne,
give it to the guy who answers the door, then head out.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 16:32, Reply)

This is really very witty.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 16:41, Reply)

go to her house
wearing nothing but a bow round your nob.

oh yeah, also *there there*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Baz. A suggestion for you here.
Why not text her and tell her how you feel about her and maybe say you were only going out tomorrow to see her. And then maybe mention you bought 3 new jackets, and some corrective shoes for the occasion.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 16:35, Reply)

and tell her how you feel about her and maybe say you were only going out tomorrow to see her. And then maybe mention you bought 3 new jackets, and some corrective shoes for the occasion.
a picture of your knob.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 16:36, Reply)

with a bow round it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Since you've taken up archery it's all about bows with you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Yeah I've just done that. Well the first bit.
I hate letting people know how I feel, it always ends in tears.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Well keep us posted as to what she says.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Well she took four hours to text back today telling me she's staying in so we could be a while.
This happens EVERY Christmas. I come home, get involved with a girl and it goes rubbish. At least I'm consistent.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 16:44, Reply)

You've always got your coats Barry.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 17:06, Reply)

I would swap them all for her.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 17:26, Reply)

Has she replied yet?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Has she buggery.
If she don't I'm done init.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Well call her from the landline
(Assuming she doesn't have that number in her mobile) and play this down the phone to her.

She'll be like putty in your hands mate.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bGOgY1CmiU
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 17:36, Reply)

seriously, though
take a chance and do something nice (but have a back up plan just in case)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 16:37, Reply)

She's not staying in you knob

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 16:43, Reply)