Up since: eight.
Sexy: thinking about what the girlfriend would look like if she crocheted herself a dress like the blanket she made me for Christmas.

Sky: strangely white.

Position: foetal on sofa.

Intake: one cup of coffee and three rollies.

Feeling: like I should do last night's washing up.

Prospects: good for tonight; hopeless and depressing for the coming months.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:24, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Crochet dresses give me the bongo for some reason, can't quite put my finger on it.
Restraining order etc etc.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:26, Reply)

It's because of the probability of catching a peek of illicit nipple.
She said it would be too much effort and make her look like a hippy. I said she wouldn't have to wear it out. I'm not sure it's going to happen.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Wrap her in the blanket and squint your eyes together a bit and make it all blurry.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:32, Reply)

I'm not sure blurry nipple would cut the mustard.

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Mustard? Kinky.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Not really kinky in this day and age.
Just possibly painful. HP sauce is my condiment of choice in the bedroom, and on bacon as it happens.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:41, Reply)

I've just realised that was too much information.

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Almost too much.
Keep going...
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:44, Reply)

No really, it's wrong wrong wrong.
I have a photo somewhere, from my younger wilder days, of me, a mate, five Thai hookers and a bottle of HP. It looks like a scat movie.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:50, Reply)

And
I'm done.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:53, Reply)