END OF YEAR REPORTS!
Up since: half seven
Sexy: right hand then left hand
Sky: bleak
Position: half sitting, half laying down
Intake: half a box of cheese twists and a pint of diet coke
Feeling: lazy with hints of smug from the west
Prospects: hazy yet positive
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 31 Dec 2011, 9:55, 53 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Up since: eight.
Sexy: thinking about what the girlfriend would look like if she crocheted herself a dress like the blanket she made me for Christmas.

Sky: strangely white.

Position: foetal on sofa.

Intake: one cup of coffee and three rollies.

Feeling: like I should do last night's washing up.

Prospects: good for tonight; hopeless and depressing for the coming months.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Crochet dresses give me the bongo for some reason, can't quite put my finger on it.
Restraining order etc etc.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:26, Reply)

It's because of the probability of catching a peek of illicit nipple.
She said it would be too much effort and make her look like a hippy. I said she wouldn't have to wear it out. I'm not sure it's going to happen.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Wrap her in the blanket and squint your eyes together a bit and make it all blurry.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:32, Reply)

I'm not sure blurry nipple would cut the mustard.

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Mustard? Kinky.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Not really kinky in this day and age.
Just possibly painful. HP sauce is my condiment of choice in the bedroom, and on bacon as it happens.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:41, Reply)

I've just realised that was too much information.

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Almost too much.
Keep going...
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:44, Reply)

No really, it's wrong wrong wrong.
I have a photo somewhere, from my younger wilder days, of me, a mate, five Thai hookers and a bottle of HP. It looks like a scat movie.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:50, Reply)

And
I'm done.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Hummm
Work: totally unbelievably completely awesome beyond belief.
Love: Oooppys, I knew there was something I should have taken seriously
Health: =/ but not =( which it very well could be.
Something: I'M FINISHING MOVING INTO MY NEW FLAT TODAY !!! GOTTA GET ME A HOOVER AND BEDDING AND MAYBE A RADIO FIRST.
Exitement: Quite High
Outlook for proccedding year: Quite high.

Next year I'm gonna work on my weight, smoking, pain killer intake and love life. I'm gonna bag me a sweet one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:27, Reply)

How's the flat darling?
Are you all moved out of the old one now?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Gonz gonz gonz
Dan and Pip and others free outside St Paul's tonight:
www.facebook.com/danlesac.official/posts/273105809413437
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Oh dayum man, that would be fucking sweet, but my insides won't let me out to play tonight...
.... it's the stress of the move, brings a massive downer on my guts.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Shame, I'm almost tempted to try and get down, but I'm broke :'(

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Sad Times.
Check these out, that I think I'm gonna order today.

www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B006MGM0ZO/ref=ox_sc_act_title_1?ie=UTF8&m=ASM06RRKW5ECC
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B006MGLZB4/ref=ox_sc_act_title_2?ie=UTF8&m=ASM06RRKW5ECC
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B004FBKZ4Q/ref=ox_sc_act_title_3?ie=UTF8&m=AX5UJSN17ZXHP
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B005KJMND8/ref=ox_sc_act_title_4?ie=UTF8&m=ASM06RRKW5ECC
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:48, Reply)

I want all of these things.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:52, Reply)

They're amazing knives, I've used them before, they're probably the best cheap knives I've ever used.
And they'd look amazing on my magnettic knife thinggy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Eaze Geeze,
Yup, all out, keys handed over, been told the deposit will be recieved in full. Almost 5 years there, I think secretly it worked out good for them too as they want to re-innovate the place, turn the whole floor into 3 flats. The guy had the most powerful handshake I've ever felt.

Tonight is gonna be my first night in the new flat, gonna ask a neighbour if I can borrow some internets 'till mine get sorted, Orange told me at the begining of the month 2 weeks, but the phone has only _just_ been activated, and it takes 2-3 weeks from this point. I have my mobile phone that I can use as a modem, and have downloaded a shedload of media to watch.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Sweet, congratulations.
2012 is your year man, go get it.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Totally ,cheers man.
You too !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Weight, smoking and pain killer intake.
Don't try all three at once. I'd go for the smoking first, I'll be joining you on Monday. Good luck with the love life.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Cheers man.
I'm not looking to quit any of them, just seriously cut down. In the flat, I'm gonna have a smoking chair where I'll do all my smoking, which won't be in the same place as where I crash out on the couch.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:43, Reply)

How about "No smoking in the flat?"

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:46, Reply)

The trouble is, I won't keep to it, I'll think "fuck it, just this one" or "Just for tonight".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Nice plan.
I need a fag, to the smoking chair!
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Exacto ! Buy the window too.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Up since: half 8
Sexy: bored with porn. Wife away.
Sky: grey
Position: stretched out on sofa
Intake: 6 Marlboro Lights & a cup of coffee
Feeling: bored.
Prospects: to be determined.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Bored with porn?
You're doing it wrong.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Alright you lovely lot
up since: 8am originally but was ambushed by further sleep until about 10.30
sexy: not bad. further reports may follow.
sky: bright but grey
intake: four chocolates and some accidental toothpaste
feeling: clean and much improved post-shower
prospects: lots of potential. good things may - but only may - be afoot.
(berk, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Up since: 6
Sexy: Oscillates wildly between very hopeful and very miserable depending on who's on my mind at the time.
Sky: Leaden
Position: In front of the telly in the living room having finally got my internet going in the new flat. Waiting for the Sky man to arrive.
Intake: Zero thus far.
Feeling: Bleak
Prospects: As yet unknown.
( Kroney, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Up since: 9:30, had a horrific dream that one of my friends died.
Sexy: None in a few days, could have had something yesterday morning, but simply couldn't be arsed.
Sky: Overcast
Position: Slouching (I really need to get a new chair)
Intake: Nothing yet, but I've got a portion of chicken koria left over from last night for breakfast
Feeling: apprehensive, got a shitload to do before tonight
Prospects: Currently good, but I'm not expecting it to stay that way.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Up since: 10
Sexy: meh. I'm too old for that nonsense now.
Sky: White; relatively bright. Bloody windy though.
Position: Installed on my recliner in front of the telly.
Intake: Two diet Pepsis
Feeling: A bit hungry. Unjustifiably optimistic.
Prospects: Dunno. Looks like it might be an improvement. Have to wait and see.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 31 Dec 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Go to the pier.
It'll cheer you up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Up since: 11.45
Sexy: Too hungover to consider
Sky: Sports News
Position: Sofa
Intake: 4 cups of coffee and a tab
Feeling: Optimistic
Prospects: I reckon next year will be mint
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 12:21, Reply)

spearmint
or peppermint?

I prefer peppermints, you don't really get those peppermints any more do you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 12:32, Reply)

I prefer spearmint.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 12:41, Reply)

r u mad?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 12:41, Reply)

No.
*wibble*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Up since: Ridiculously early for hangover-preventing water, then back to sleep on and off
Sexy: yup
Sky: blue/cloudy
Position: Sat at dressing table
Intake: An ocean of water and a Clementine
Feeling: Trepidation at braving the town
Prospects: Scary, but change is GOOD.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Why not put off going into town?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Up: since 5 to 5 because of noisy guinea pigs
and didn't get back to sleep until after 7:30 :(
Sexy: I know longer know the meaning of the word
Sky: it's lower than my house
Position: on computer chair but with one leg curled beneath me and the other on the seat itself
Intake: bowl of muesli and half a slice of cold pizza. Not enough tea
Feeling: mopey and grumpy
Prospects: To grumpy and headache filled to contemplate past cup of tea
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 12:30, Reply)

This thread isn't really going anywhere
is anyone around, or is this becoming like a notice board we post on as we pass through?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 12:49, Reply)

No one's here Cavy, it's deader than Mother Teresa's labia minora around here.
I, in the meantime, got my Ukulele! *strums*
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 31 Dec 2011, 13:57, Reply)

play us a tune!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Not "Hey Soul Sister" though.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 16:35, Reply)

I just learned to play Wild Thing by the Troggs.
It was the first song I learned on the guitar too, three chords, not hugely exciting.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 31 Dec 2011, 16:46, Reply)

up since: nine thirty
sexy: only if you find the terminally ill sexy, however my hair is ironically gorgeous right now
sky: present
position: same
intake: eggs and toast wiv muh fuggen jelly
prospects: none
( Lisette von Falcon, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Up since: seven
Sexy: hehe, yeah I been naughty.
Sky: Scotch
Position: 69 dude!
Intake: had a pizza at lunch and has drinks in the fridge for later.
Feeling: meh
Prospects: fucked
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 16:47, Reply)

*air guitars*
/ac
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:03, Reply)

Bogus.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:39, Reply)

End of year conclusion.
Awake since about 9.
Sexy, index finger a couple of times, then the middle finger, then switched over to the left hand with no suitable results.

Sky - don't know.

Wearing boots and purple bra

Prospects - I'm chasing a couple of unsuspecting men. Fnar.

This year in as few as words as poss "Fuck that shit"
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 19:02, Reply)