I now have a mental picture
Of you in a Hugh Hefner - style dressing gown, pottering barefoot around your flat with a vast glass of brandy and a cigar to try and get some of the smugness out of the way before you go back to work.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 18:35, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

You know how dogs drag their bums up'n'down the carpet?
Well, yeah', I do that with my feet, 'cus my carpet is so nice.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 18:36, Reply)

You're going to end up with grooves that go right down through the carpet
But look on the bright side. With a bit of planning as to your routes around the flat, you could fill them with scalextrix tracks.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 18:39, Reply)

Haha, I love that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 18:58, Reply)