Not sure it's a selling point really
"I have a Property Business and as a sideline I put nihilistic teenagers in non-native trees."
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:19, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You need to put down some stronger 'roots'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:20, Reply)

nihilistic pathetic, whiny, never-been-outside-their-black-painted-bedroom-walls (who have as much attachment to nihilism as a brussel sprout does to culinary excellence)
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:22, Reply)

There is no money to be gained by putting spotty teenagers in trees.
I bet in the whole history of the internet nobody has ever said that before.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:28, Reply)

you are thinking small
there is always a money making angle in every business opportunity
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:30, Reply)

Hey Mother!
How about I stick your badly adjusted Sunny-D addicted child up a tall tree for a bit?

I'll give you a good shagging then get the child down before your dull husband comes home.

I need a Cherrypicker that does about 50 now - it works!
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:38, Reply)