A little more stamina required here.
I have been known to post from the floor.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:31, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I seem to be able to muster the energy to raise a beer to my lips,
and type. I'm beginning to worry if i'll be able to muster the energy for pressing matters such as toilet, or getting more beer.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:37, Reply)

More beer is important.
What sort of flooring you got? Piss in carpet isn't easy.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:40, Reply)

hardwood floors,
but I'm on a nice leather sofa. Hmm, probably could roll myself on to the floor, but then the laptop may be damaged.
First world problems right here.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:42, Reply)

Practise makes perfect
Have you got the added problem - as me, Jeff, and DG have - of having to go outside for a tab?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:45, Reply)

don't smoke much anymore,
only really at work, so that's one problem avoided.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:46, Reply)

I really don't know why I go out to smoke.
Habit, I suppose. There's only me and the cats, and it's my own house.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:56, Reply)

probably the cats,
they get to you while you're sleeping with subconscious messages about smoking outdoors and buying [insert brand name cat food here]* instead of generic brand

I realised that I could think of no cat food that I wasn't sure no longer existed
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:01, Reply)

It's ex-Mrs TD
Who hated smoking in the house. But the cats and occassional dogs don't like it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:05, Reply)

Plus when other people come round you don't want your house to reek of stale tabs.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Nobody comes to my house any more.
Especially not women.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:10, Reply)

have you become a crazy cat man?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:12, Reply)

I've found TD a new woman!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2-15mYWpmA
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:14, Reply)

Yes.
I've bought a Raleigh Shopping Bike and I go to Morrisons with the cats in the basket.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:16, Reply)

You are my hero.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:18, Reply)

also,
www.iluvcats.com/
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:20, Reply)

43 years on this earth and I finally get acceptance!

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 22:21, Reply)

beer in a glass?
Problem solved. Bottle or can trickier.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:49, Reply)

wish i'd thought of that before.
I might get a funnel and just keep it by the sofa, and buy a little mini-fridge.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:53, Reply)