My mate lives above a karaoke place.
She hears it about ten times a night
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:20, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Oh God.
I imagine the only thing worse than hearing Adele sing 'Someone Like You' 10 times in a row would be hearing 10 different drunken harlots singing it one after the other.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Does she hold a minutes silence every time?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Eh?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Something about murdering songs, I would imagine.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Actually, yeah, that's funnier than what I was aiming for.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:27, Reply)

That song was stillborn!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:27, Reply)

And you wouldn't hold a minute's silence for a stillborn baby?
You heartless, heartless woman.

And from a city that came to a standstill for Gary Ablett, no doubt.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:28, Reply)

I bet they all held hands and swung back and forth and sung a song about never walking alone and all.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Apparently they are demanding an investigation.
They won't rest until the hospital releases all his files.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:30, Reply)

What's the point, they'll never believe the result of it unless it backs up what they already believe

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:36, Reply)

Managed decline is the only way to sort that lot out.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:38, Reply)

NEVER!
*waggles enormous eyebrows*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:39, Reply)

Well The Sun did say that he died of Non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma
And they don't understand how he can have died of a non disease.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:39, Reply)

It's a conspiracy because he used to be a slave trader.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:40, Reply)

That's what they call Evertonians these days?
I thought 'Toffemen' was insulting enough. I mean, they can't ALL be gay.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:41, Reply)

hammer to the head?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:41, Reply)

I'm taking the mick out of you being scouse and scouse people being dreadful melodramatic grief whores.


Wuv you sweety xx
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Oh, she's a mackem innit

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Oh, no, I didn't get that at all.
But I like it.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Hi Boris *waves*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:32, Reply)

Hello Diedre!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:37, Reply)