She'll be like one of those gypsy wedding dresses
only it won't be dress, it'll be rolls of lard.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:54, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

i dun a sick in my mouth

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:55, Reply)

like your wife's shoulders and arms on your wedding day, you mean?
yeah, that IS a look to avoid.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:56, Reply)

You're a horrible person Swipe
Why would you attack someone you've never even communicated with in any way shape or form, just because you think it will get a rise out of me?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Erm...
surely you could ask the same question of yourself whenever you've taken a pop at Swipe for her lovelife?
(berk, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:59, Reply)

yeah but she dates gays, berk
the GAYS
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Yeah, and this.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:01, Reply)

leave them alone you fucken HOMOPHOBE

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:02, Reply)

No, I'm a homophone, I just sound like a homophobe.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:03, Reply)

i thought the iphone 4s was a homo-phone

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Not really berk, you see I have been in fairly regular communication with Swipe for a number of years now.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:01, Reply)

Yeah, but you've never met any of her boyfriends
so why attack them when you've never communicated with them in any shape or form, just because you think it'll get a rise out of Swipe?
(berk, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:04, Reply)

haha
(real laughter, not an overly loud fake nervous boom)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:06, Reply)

dood you were totally pwnd by rachelswipe, i'd pack my things and go home if i were you
don't bother coming into work tomorrow
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:59, Reply)

so are you saying
that you have never commented negatively about anyone that you have never communicated with - no politicians, no celebs, nobody's fb friends, nobody on here that you don't liaise with directly... gimme an "H", gimme a "Y", gimme a "P"...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:03, Reply)

i'll give you a P

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:05, Reply)

since you keep taking it anyway

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:11, Reply)