this is fundamentally untrue, stunned!
but my brother has to pretend he needs to go to the bank/work/toilet just to read 5 pages of a book. and then when they get to be 13, they'll turn around and tell him they hate him and they didn't ask to be born and...

oh no. i'll just stick to getting a dog as my ambition. and a toyboy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:23, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm not sure about anyone else but I'd really like to see swipe become a mother.
You're not so smug when you're covered in baby shit.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:26, Reply)

kids love me
but i am too impatient to have one around 24/7. and i get bored easily.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:27, Reply)

have a baby swipe...it's someone to love you, that will never leave

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:28, Reply)

until it turns about 16 and gets itself pregnant
urgh!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:33, Reply)

you can afford 2 kids

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Very sensible.
Kids bring a life filled with resentment and disappointment.

Like being a West Ham fan.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:27, Reply)