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(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:17, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
I have been pissing rusty water out of my arse since 4am. I think I could shit through the eye of a needle at the moment.

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:21, Reply)
This is not a good thing

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:22, Reply)
It certainly isn't. Haven't even risked a cup of coffee as I think that could makes things worse.
*awaits caffeine withdrawal headache*
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:24, Reply)
Fuck that, have a brew
Worse case is it comes back out again
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:25, Reply)
I have brewed. Damn I love coffee.
I may stir some corn flour in it to thicken it, just to be safe.
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:35, Reply)
Pop a few corks in it too

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:36, Reply)
Recent velocity suggests that any cork exiting my system would probably crack the pan.

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:53, Reply)
Caffeine is a laxative, so yeah dig in

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:27, Reply)

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