Sally Morgan's response to the question
'I keep seeing the time 11:11, what does it mean, is it something to do with angels' was along the lines of 'I don't specialise in angels, I believe it is more likely that it represents a date significant to someone dear to you that you have lost'.

Not 'It means you keep looking at the clock a lot and 11:11 is a time that sticks out more than, say, 11:23, you credulous fucktard' as it should have been.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 11:59, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

ffs
how can people who are so stupid actually remember to breathe??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:04, Reply)

You tell us, you've represented half of them.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:05, Reply)

i wish
i do property law in the city, dude. my clients are almost exclusively very clued-up fund managers, investors, developers, major charities...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Speaking of worst advice, by the way,
my favourite ever was the woman who wrote to Dr Mirriam in The Mirror saying 'I can't afford to feed my children, I am thinking of becoming a prostitute, should I?' and got told 'Yes'.

Dr Mirriam doesn't write the problem page in The Mirror anymore. Colleen Nolan does. Imagine being considered less able to solid advice than Colleen Nolan...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:07, Reply)

I hope this is true

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:22, Reply)

I swear, it is. I'll try find a reference to it.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:27, Reply)