I was the most miserable I have ever been on New Year's Eve.
Monty was there.

Hahahahahahahaha!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:35, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I was fairly miserable. I had face aids and was watching harry potter. with my mom.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:39, Reply)

Not really.
It was BRILLIANT!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:40, Reply)

DID YOU HARVEST AN ENTIRE FARM OF DRUGS!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:53, Reply)

TWO FARMS!
*druglolz*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:53, Reply)

can we talk about something else? I'm bored

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Post a question then.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:55, Reply)

I have already
I'm half questioned out
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:57, Reply)

A train leaves a station and travels north at 50km/hr. Three hours later, a second train leaves on a parallel track and travels north at 90km/hr.
How far from the station will they meet?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:59, Reply)

337.5 km from the station
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:01, Reply)

Correct.
You are entitled to one McDonalds breakfast or a night around Montys.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:02, Reply)

I'll take the breakfast thanks.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:03, Reply)

Thought you might.
Are vouchers OK?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Vouchers are great. Thanks.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:06, Reply)

I hope you know I don't know the answer to that, and although there may be a logical way to examine the question and come up with an answer
I've no clue how to even begin to find it
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:01, Reply)

In 3 hours, the 1st train is 150 km away (50*3)
The 2nd train gains on it at 40 kph (90 - 50)

To overtake it will take 3.75 hours (150/40)
3.75 hr * 90 km/hr = 337.5 km from the station
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:02, Reply)

words
*blank stare*
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:03, Reply)

Be the train.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Feel the stag*



*FILM
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:07, Reply)

A car travels 40 mph for 20 miles, 36 mph for 24 miles, and 48 mph for 16 miles. what is its average speed?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Is it the baby jesus?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:09, Reply)

what is this, prove kristine is a maths dumbass hour?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Yes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:11, Reply)

It hasn't taken an hour.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:11, Reply)

you could have just asked

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:13, Reply)

*kisses*
only kidding.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:14, Reply)

I think this should be a daily event.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:11, Reply)

geez if you want me to leave just say so

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:13, Reply)

If it takes 2 men an hour to dig a hole
How long will it take one man to dig half a hole?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:07, Reply)

I suppose it depends on each mans idea of a hole.
Because the two men could say a hole has to be three feet deep, while the one man thinks it should be 4.

either way I don't care.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:09, Reply)

You can't dig half a hole
is the answer to that.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:12, Reply)

You can't dig a half a hole!
Lulz.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:12, Reply)

Are we assuming instant acceleration and trains of 0 length?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:01, Reply)

It's all we can do.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:02, Reply)

And no stops. Or points failures. Or accidents.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 5 Jan 2012, 16:10, Reply)