Really?
Fucking hell I am losing it in my old age.

Someone I know did 'lose' a large quantity of something he'd hidden in a record sleeve and only found it again when selling the record at a car boot sale. I thought you were on about that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:41, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Ah i remember, you found some drugs behind your bedside thing
a while later I joked about it not being a good idea and you said you rarely have your daughter and if you did you'd 'batten down the hatches' and you said b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1066238 So nur
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Don't worry Roots, It's no longer there.
I made sure of that.
( wanderlust, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:47, Reply)

i'm glad at least one of you is a responsible parent

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:47, Reply)

I am not a parent.
Monty however, really is an excellent Father.
( wanderlust, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:51, Reply)

it doesn't sound like it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:52, Reply)

You know nothing, are a spastic, should delete your account, and, ideally, die in a 'helicopter' crash.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:01, Reply)

case in point

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:05, Reply)

well, you sound like a total tedious titrash on here, lifeless
and yet you try to claim you have a life and are Very Successful offline. maybe, just maybe, other people are also allowed to be a bit different offline?

you total tedious titrash!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:04, Reply)

he comes across as fairly well read online
its what i've heard about him IRL that makes me really feel for the bloke
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:06, Reply)

right, but
you claim that you are deliberately misspelling things and being a twat on here, when in real life you are successful and popular and getting laid....

....... so why do you take everything else you read on here as true then? unless you really are an illiterate unemployed spastic, of course.

you illiterate unemployed spastic.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:09, Reply)

...from Dorking.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:11, Reply)

i wouldn't have said i was popular or successful, my business does alright and i am in a relationship with a decent woman
i disbelieved what was said at first, it was only when it was argued by other people, and they brought up details i knew nothing about, that i really felt that this person was stupid

i can read, i work and have no disabilities that i'm aware of. lol.
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:13, Reply)

At one point you claimed to be a student.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:14, Reply)

i am only 15

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:16, Reply)

It's painfully obvious.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:20, Reply)

does that make you feel like a big man?
that you've been angrily arguing (and not coming out of it very well) with a child?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Yes.
It gives me an erection.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:25, Reply)

with all the "illegal substances" you take, i find that surprising

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Lusty, if you slit Monty's throat, what would happen if you ran his blood through a brita filter?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:11, Reply)

ummm I wouldn't know.
Only one way to find out I suppose.
( wanderlust, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:13, Reply)

Science will thank us.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:21, Reply)

ffs

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Are you trying to spell a word again?
YOU CAN DO IT!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:57, Reply)

don't encourage him, eh?
we don't want 20,000 posts a day.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:05, Reply)

you have trouble counting, don't you?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:14, Reply)

is that the one thing you have on me, my spelling?
your clutching at straws, what i've heard about your life is really depressing
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:07, Reply)

Not just that.
You are tedious, unfunny, post too much, are a pathalogical liar, a fantasist and, if I am not mistaken, a complete bender.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:14, Reply)

i'm gay? well thats me told
tedious and unfunny? yet on the p[opular page somehow?

sure, i may not be stupid enough to reveal informationa bout my personal life on the internet, but i'm certainly not a fantasist or pathological liar. In that respect i'm one-up on you
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:16, Reply)

You really are a student who co-owns a successful business?
I see.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:17, Reply)

of course not you imbecile
i don't reveal information about my personal life on the internet, thats the point.

thats why i was shocked by just how much you give away
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:19, Reply)

PS As an 'ex-moderator' you doubtless know that no-one here clicks fuck all
and therefore a single click would be likely to get you on the 'popular' page. Also that giving a toss about said page is pathetic in the extreme? And that subsequently bragging about it really is the most pathetic of all?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:19, Reply)

yeah i'm an ex mod, not of this site tho
i don't give a toss, you said i was tedious and i pointed out that someone must have clicked my posts

i don't think i'm pathetic, this argument on the other hand...
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:22, Reply)