I collect stumps.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:56, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Last year I went to a wedding in Lancashire.
The next day we went for a wander about in Morecambe and there was an outdoor market on in the car park. There was a stall selling nothing but old crutches, false limbs and walking sticks. It was the most popular stall by far.

Fucking northern weirdoes.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:00, Reply)

Lies!
You don't have a leg to stand on with this one.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:02, Reply)

Hahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:03, Reply)

I work in Morecambe
It is full of fucking weirdoes,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:04, Reply)

I was surprised to find I rather liked the area.
Lancaster seems lovely.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Lancaster
The centre anyway, is very attractive... However the surrounds are fucking pony. It does however have the English Taj Mahal which I find superbly eccentric. I would like to add that I am not from round these parts
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:11, Reply)

I guessed as much from the rhyming slang usage.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:14, Reply)