so you're saying
she should give up her sexlife to fit a new bathroom? or a fence? or to grow some vegetables?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:11, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

It's not really a sexlife with his small penis is it?

( Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:13, Reply)

it's not the size of the wave
etc
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:13, Reply)

Not small. Average.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:14, Reply)

without commenting on berk's bloke
about whom i know nothing, i would say that i'd rather have an inch too small over an inch too big any day of the week. or to put it another way, minor disappointment over major discomfort.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:16, Reply)

It's not tiny
but it's below average, probably. Shrug. You make do with what you've got, don't you?
(berk, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:19, Reply)

I know I do.

( Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:20, Reply)

Hang on, let me save you the trouble of the strikethrough
his your
(rachelswipe cock fairy, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:11, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
( Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:14, Reply)

no, you misread me there
i was going to bang the "you're married, you don't know what a sexlife is any more" drum, ACTUALLY.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Can I bang the "Your single, so you don't have a sex life either" drum then?

( Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:17, Reply)

no
because it doesn't exist. there are lots of other drums you could bang, but lack of banging ain't one of them.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:19, Reply)