I'm sadder than a bankrupt Ferangi.
more lonely than a Klingon pacifist.
I'm a Borg without a collective, a Romulan warbird without a singularity engine.

Why can't I have a cloaking engine of emotion!!!
(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:21, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

This is my new all time favourite post.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:22, Reply)

It's a corker.
I posted a beauty recently the punchline of which was ‘the needs of this benny outweigh your need for a poo’. I got NOTHING.

NOTHING.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:28, Reply)

Found/lolled/clicked

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:31, Reply)

I grudgingly admit to liking this.
Even though it's grossly unfair.

WHY, WORLD, WHYYYY?
( Kroney, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:29, Reply)

I insist you start a diary and call it Kroneys Log.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:34, Reply)

my heart was the red-shirt on the away team
My soul lost in the delta quadrant
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:23, Reply)

I wish I was a changeling to shape shift into what you need.
I wish I was an empath to feel how you feel
(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:24, Reply)

I thought I was the only one at the gateway to your singularity
I would do anything to 'make it so'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:27, Reply)

If only my tricorder could decode your mood!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:28, Reply)

..and we could once more be in
synchronous orbit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:29, Reply)

It's love Jim, but not as we know it. :'(

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Oh how I wish there were a Heisenberg compensator on our love
to take away this terrible uncertainty
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:35, Reply)

can I just be clear that I am joining in the
'being Kroney' thing and not declaring this to chompy.

kthx
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:28, Reply)

Can I just be clear that I haven't the foggiest notion what you nerds are banging on about?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:32, Reply)

Summary is that we're bullying Kroney.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:38, Reply)

kicking him while he's down
which is what winners do
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:39, Reply)

I understand that it is bullying
I just don't understand the language you are using.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:42, Reply)

It references popular TV series and films based in the Star Trek universe.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:42, Reply)

Ah. I've never watched it.
But my guess that it was something nerdy was correct then.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 13:45, Reply)