Please don't do a John Leslie
I prefer her face unbruised.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:04, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

*spits water over keyboard*
I would never do such a thing!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Then why don't we see her round here anymore eh?
Has she "walked into a door" and is embarrassed to come out?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:06, Reply)

It hurts to admit this, but...
She beats me. She beats me til I'm black and blue. Her preferred method is a few billiard balls in a sock but, truth be told, if she can make a weapon out of it, she will. There's only so many times I can explain my bruises and cuts away. Last week, she hit me with a large cactus.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:13, Reply)

I knew she couldn't be trusted, it's her eyes, they're too close together.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Ssh, she'll hear you.
And I'll pay for it.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:19, Reply)