You're pissed aren't you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:50, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

If he is he's being very preceptive.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:53, Reply)

Is that where you're perceptive, but in advance?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:54, Reply)

My perception doesn't do that preceptive thing.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:01, Reply)

I wonder if Captain James T Kroney has topped himself yet

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:17, Reply)

We can only hope Monty.
Monty, as a man who is well into film, what snacks would you recommend that I purchase for my good lady wife at the "pictures" tonight to ensure that I get some later?
( Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:18, Reply)

Scampi and Lemon Nik-Naks
They smell like a bag-lady's minge - drives 'em wild.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:25, Reply)

Eat anything that makes a noise and I'll smack you up the side of the head you fucker.
Well, I'll curtly ask you to refrain at any rate.

At least, I'll tut audibly and look in your direction.

OK, I'll seethe silently and curse you without you ever knowing I exist.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:33, Reply)

Are you saying that you're Mrs Al?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:35, Reply)

In my dreams, Monty, in my dreams
but he keeps me as his dirty little secret.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:35, Reply)

Fuck you, Alan.
I'm all alone in the world. With only my dressing gown and ticket stubs for comicon for company.

Whyyyyy
( Kroney, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:34, Reply)

Some people are destined to be in happy and stable relationships
others will forever be alone, unloved, unloveable, yet always pondering how best to execute a warp core ejection in the event of a dilithium crystal meltdown
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:43, Reply)

I'm loving the star trek insults today

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:04, Reply)

If only your replica 'sonic screwdriver' could mend a broken heart.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:52, Reply)

No booze in almost three weeks.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:34, Reply)

BOO!! BOO!!!!
There you go Noel. Have some boos.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:49, Reply)