fish cakes, oven chips and mushy peas = meh

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 21:17, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Good fish cakes deserve more than oven chips.
I make my own fish cakes using smoked haddock. Easier than it may sound and big WIN.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 21:19, Reply)

yeah? well mine came out of the freezer
i wish i had wine
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 21:20, Reply)

Griddle a guinea pig and eat that instead.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 21:27, Reply)

straight after I've
cooked your dog/cat/loved one
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 21:28, Reply)

We have 4 cats. Please chose from male or female, young or old, long hair or shorthair.
I recommend the female long hair. Easy to skin and looking quite tender at the moment. Yours for a tenner, but you have to drain the blood yourself and give that to me - I'd like to try homemade feline black pudding.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 21:32, Reply)

packet of fuckin ritz crackers
right here!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Jan 2012, 21:26, Reply)

Eating anything when inebriated FTW

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 21:27, Reply)

mr b3th has made me put them back : (
I've swapped them for a banana.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Jan 2012, 21:32, Reply)

That is seriously dull on top of booze. Sneak out and get a kebab.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 21:34, Reply)

I have also now moved on to drinking water.
Lots of water.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Jan 2012, 21:35, Reply)

Surely the Ritz would soak up some alcohol?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 21:36, Reply)

I'm giving up crisps and chocolate to try to lose some weight.
He convinced me thast they are essentially the same as crisps.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Jan 2012, 21:38, Reply)

Point out to him that might have been the case when he grew up with rationing still going on
But these days they are baked and don't contain whale blubber.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 21:39, Reply)

What's funny
is that he was actually born during the war.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Jan 2012, 21:49, Reply)

When I saw my uncle at my wedding earlier this year I was reminded (not by him) that he had been an evacuee - not many of those left.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 21:52, Reply)

Well
mr b3th was born in 1945, so only *just* during the war.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Jan 2012, 21:54, Reply)

You're not just letting yourself down...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 21:37, Reply)