i hope your internet access is down for a few hours

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:30, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I hope you two just get a room and get it over with

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:31, Reply)

Did you find a job this afternoon?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:31, Reply)

No
Did you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:34, Reply)

I've e-mailed the recruitment consultant about this role
www.technojobs.co.uk/job.phtml/779562?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=aggregator&utm_campaign=jobisjob

And asked that they give me a call tomorrow, depending on what the say, I might apply, or I might not.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:37, Reply)

Ooh.
What does a business analyst do?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:44, Reply)

It's a varied role
Covering a variety of different things.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:46, Reply)

Every time i see a job I think I could do
they throw in some jargon or requirement that makes me think I couldn't.
I really do have to call some recruitment agencies this week.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:47, Reply)

You need to think about how your skills and experience can be explained so that you are qualified for things.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:49, Reply)

I'm qualified for nothing.
I've made myself unemployable.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Jan 2012, 19:03, Reply)

Rubbish.
Okay, this is in the wrong location, but this is the sort of job I'd expect you to have a really good chance of getting to interview stage for.

www.jobsite.co.uk/job/learning-development-advisor-training-941639114?src=search

Now tell me why you think you wouldn't be qualified to do that role.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 19:10, Reply)

Or this one
www.jobsite.co.uk/job/area-retail-manager-941639203?src=search
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 19:14, Reply)

www.jobsite.co.uk/job/careers-adviser-941599237?src=search
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 19:16, Reply)

whatever, grumpy

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:33, Reply)

I hope when you next make yourself a cup of tea, you accidentally put too much milk in it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:31, Reply)

ah! so it's you who cursed me
to forget to buy tea bags, I think I'm down to my last 3
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:33, Reply)

Well you'll have to go and buy some more.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:39, Reply)

I went to the shop today
but then i bought curry instead
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 19:05, Reply)

What brand of tea-bags do you usually buy?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 19:10, Reply)

twinnings
because I am middle class now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 19:18, Reply)

Oooh.
Posh tea.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 19:30, Reply)