What, is he dead?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:26, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

*prays*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Nah he's been caught shoplifting Cheese and wine from Tescos.
Gill hit on the REAL issue YEAH!

If that was you or me we would be in jail. celebrity you get off
- gill, manchester, 9/1/2012 9:30

Those prisons are full of people who shoplift about a tenner of stuff.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Hahah good one Gill.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Finger on the pulse that one!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:32, Reply)

i was given 5 to life for shoplifting a staedtler staple remover

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:47, Reply)

STOP ADMITTING YOUR CRIMES ONLINE YOU PRICK!!!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:54, Reply)

but admitting crimes online is rexel-lent

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:57, Reply)

in cumberland

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:05, Reply)

i saw some eels living inside a sea cucumber on tv last night
looked like a big horrible anus
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:07, Reply)

how big was the cucumber that it could fit eels in it and still look like an arsehole?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:09, Reply)

fucken massive
looked about 5ft long and as big as a barrel

just like *chubby b3tans name here*
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:11, Reply)

You'd be quicker deleting the non-chubby b3tans

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:13, Reply)

oh right
fucken massive
looked about 5ft long and as big as a barrel

just like roota, only with fewer eels in its craw
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:16, Reply)

That's plenty, Quentin

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Your TV wasn't switched on.
That was your reflection.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:16, Reply)

i don't even have a tv

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:17, Reply)

That reminds me of this
www.geek.com/articles/chips/man-attempts-to-turn-monitor-into-a-mirror-by-scanning-a-mirror-20091127/
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:26, Reply)