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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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I've been there bruv, it ain't worth it.
Unless you're fucking well clever like me and don't get caught and then retire early.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:29, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

i'm already too old to retire early
can't i juist be like fagin?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:32, Reply)

You can get away with being a thieving cunt, yes.
But only if you're smart, handsome and charming. No point attempting it otherwise. I'mm all three so I could get the job done without any fuss.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:42, Reply)

smart? yes
handsome? so-so
charming? like a rattlesnake with Roger Moore-brows
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:46, Reply)

Handsome is the main one I'm afraid.
You can get away with a lot if you have a smile that makes the opposite sex get all flustered.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Does terrified count as flustered?

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:56, Reply)

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