Congrats mate
I started my diet very well but it appears a weekend in Blackpool has kippered my earlier efforts. Back on the treadmill tonight.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:15, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

No exercise at all as yet
Was giving it two weeks of sensible eating so I've less cow to carry round
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:16, Reply)

Not a bad plan that
Unfortunately my metabolism doesn't burn it fast enough and I'm impatient
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:18, Reply)

Mine appears to run very quickly
Woop!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:21, Reply)

Good for you
*fetches cow-gun*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:23, Reply)

haha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:24, Reply)

bollocks.
Everyone burns calories at the same rate, what with it being a basic and fundamental fucking energy balance. Man the fuck up, Foxtrot. "metabolism" and "glands" are simply limp-wristed excuses for "I can't stop myself inhaling cake"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:49, Reply)