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It's early. I wasn't drinking last night, but these dark mornings are making it hard to wake upWhat strange things do you eat for breakfast? I can't abide fruit at breakfast time, it feels wrong, however when abroad I'll happily have bruscetta.
Alt: Ed miliband, what a useless cunt
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:34,
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Ed Milliband, the Leader of a Nation? He is going to challenge the Prime Minister about the acceptable face of Capitalism today, with the phrase "Go for it!".
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I think he's a charismatic and in no way irrelevant turdwho is just the man to lead our country into the future.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:40,
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I'd take competance over charisma and relevance any day.And everyone should, don't get why people care for the makeup and airbrushed bollocks.
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MorningWhat has/hasn't he done now? I haven't seen any news yet today.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:37,
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he was on the Today program with a set of arguments so weak a child could have challenged himhe has nothing and he knows he has nothing
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:39,
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cigarettes and strong teaalt: Less of one than, say, David Cameron.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:37,
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I haven't eaten breakfast since I was a school.The thought of it makes me heave. I need to have been up for a couple of hours before anything other than coffee passes my lips.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:39,
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so you never wake your boyfriend up with a blowjob?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:40,
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No, Quentin normally does that for me,before hopping in his Sirkorsky and whizzing off to the boardroom.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:41,
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If I am not around when B3th shows up today, could comebody ask her if she still stands by her belief that Jasper Carrott is in any way funny?After enduring 30 minutes of him last night for 'old times sake', I find it hard to believe that anyone could have found that funny.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:41,
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People still pay money to go and watch Lee EvansVerdict: People are fucking idiots.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:42,
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We may diagree over Noel Fielding, but we're on the same page here.I can't stand that man as a comedian. As an actor, I didn't mind him. Mouse Hunt was a fun film and Funny Bones is a great, great movie.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:44,
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If I want to see Norman Wisdom I'd.......kill myself because Norman fucking Wisdom was a not-in-the-least-bit-funny wanker to begin with, let alone his mongoloid heir Evans. Some bellend gurning and running about is not funny to me - I'm not a fucking German. I require wit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:48,
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The only time Jasper Carrot would be funnyis in the sentence 'Jasper Carrot died in agony today following a long and painful illness'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:42,
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Why put yourself through it? Did he "do" the insurance claims?
If it had been Roy "Chubby" Brown or Billy Connolly doing his "big sock" routine, that'd be different. (It wouldn't)
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I was intrigued to see how bad he was going to be.'Very', was the answer. He even did a song called 'Old Farts'. Although that was actually a bit creepy, it had a verse about viagra and giving a housewife a 'stiff drink', which kinda skeeved me out actually.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:46,
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That's fucking creepy. I sat through 10 minutes of Lennt Henry last week.
There's a reason he's not on telly anymore.
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I watched that.One he'd got 'ooookay' and 'katanga my friend' out of the way (in the first two minutes) it was all over. Less 'stand up' than 'for the love of God sit down you 'uncle Tom' cunt'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:51,
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Hahahahahaha! He's a complete Deakus. (Did you see what I did there?)
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I did have high hopes for Griff Rhys Jones, but after the last two I'm not sure any more.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:51,
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Yeah, but the difference is, he actually was funny once...(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:55,
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i thought the BBC were over their racism, sad days(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:51,
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I had marmite on toast this morning, that's always goodI had a real hankering for a cup of tea too, shall likely have one soon.
Alt: Yep
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:41,
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Milliband has the look of beaker about him.N to the ING fuckers.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:41,
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Ms Foxtrot eats this gluten-free buckfast cerealI've never tried it and hope I never will. I shouldn't take the piss as she's got laryngitis and lost her voice
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I'm picturing a whole musical called 'The Wizard of Mars' now.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:47,
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Bloody hell, there were only ever 13 episodes made, it seems...(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:49,
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Bucky O'HareMid-90s (AA correct me if I'm wrong) cartoon about a spacefaring rabbit and his chums. My sister was a fan.
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Beats me. They're talking bollocks again, Nakers.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:54,
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Hey DarthTell everybody what you are doing instead of going to the West Ham/Forest game!
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No, set your faces to stunnedYOU tell everyone what I'm doing instead of going to the West Ham/Forest game!
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All together now:'BEN-DERRRRRRRR'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:54,
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Ah, but, rightI had a choice of going to see a bunch of oddly-dressed overpaid ponces prat about to ultimately disappointing effect... or going to see Billy Elliot. And Billy Elliot is INDOORS.
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So he's going to see a load of mincing ponces poof about in front of a cheering crowd?No!
He's going to see Billy Elliot.
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Bugger! Beaten to it!
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Is that because you can't aim your morning wood at your OWN face?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:45,
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Is she a coeliac or just a fucking Mary?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:45,
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Oh, and to answer the actual questionmy breakfasts have been relatively healthy since I quit drinking and smoking. I just had two toasted wholemeal muffins.
Gone are the days of three B&H and a black coffee.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:42,
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You must have shat yourself on the way the workalso
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:47,
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I did often have to make a dash of the last part of the journey.And I am offended by the Gin remark.
I was a vodka man.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:48,
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Ideally tea, scrambled eggs, mushrooms & toast around an hour and a half after I wake up.Unfortunately, due to this stupid system of having to work for a living, a bowl of sawdust forced down around half an hour after waking washed down with much strong tea.
Alt: He's a bit out of his depth, but I'd be willing to take anyone over those cunts Cameron and Osborne.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:45,
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For a while, I had a real craving for scrambled egg and tomatoes on toast.I'm not sure why, as I'm not hugely fond of either of those things...
Tinned tomatoes on toast, I mean, in a sauce is fine
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:47,
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You know, I'd never have realised that, with you being the master of Sarcasm, and all.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:52,
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Yoghurt on the train in to work, usuallyhowever the cunt is 35 minutes late this morning when I really needed to be on time today, earning me an utterly undeserved bollocking when I rang to say I'd be late. Today is going to totally suck balls and I have eaten my chocolate bar for breakfast in a fit of futile rage accordingly.
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Alt: you mean the left-wing William Hague?Labour's sacrificial lamb until someone half-decent comes along to try and win in 2016 or whenever
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I think Al should put himself forwardhe's twice the man Ed is
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:50,
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Fuck this democracy lark.DICTATORSHIP NOW!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:53,
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And I suppose you'd like to be our dictator?Well I for one welcome our new scotch-drinking, haggis-eating, kilt-wearing, caber-tossing, fight-starting, language-mangling, sporran-sporting, sassenach-hating, tight-fisted, Mars bar-frying, stereotype-defying overlord
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The sportsback is once again causing issues but apart from that, quite goodThe patented "stop eating your own bodyweight in cake and lager" diet seems to be working too. 4lbs down in 6 days
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:13,
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Congrats mateI started my diet very well but it appears a weekend in Blackpool has kippered my earlier efforts. Back on the treadmill tonight.
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No exercise at all as yetWas giving it two weeks of sensible eating so I've less cow to carry round
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:16,
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Not a bad plan thatUnfortunately my metabolism doesn't burn it fast enough and I'm impatient
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Mine appears to run very quicklyWoop!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:21,
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bollocks.Everyone burns calories at the same rate, what with it being a basic and fundamental fucking energy balance. Man the fuck up, Foxtrot. "metabolism" and "glands" are simply limp-wristed excuses for "I can't stop myself inhaling cake"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:49,
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McHOOTS MON!I AM GRAND MUFTI McSPORRAN THE WISE
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:10,
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Meh. Fucking teuchter.disclaimer - since I don't actually know where up here Mumpers is from, this might be an off-target piece of abuse, but fuck it.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:47,
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arrrrgh. A Weedge?KILL IT.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:24,
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Only strange thing I have for breakfast is when I'm overseas.The French don't have marmalade or proper toast, heathens.
I hate cold ham and crappy processed cheese, served on a mirror FFS.
Croisants, don't get me started.
Alt: Ed Milliband, Nanoband more like.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:52,
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In my child-free days I was an advocate of the "wake and bake"An early morning reefer could cure most hangovers.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:04,
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I used to hit the bongs before ten am each day.How I graduated at all is a miracle.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:07,
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When I was on a school French exchange tripFor breakfast I was presented with a bowl of drinking chocolate with a bit of bread to dip into it. Unfortunately I did not know enough French to ask: What the fuck is this?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:55,
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'Oi! Gaston! What's this fucking merde? Eh?'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:57,
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And if he doesn't understand, smash the place upSecure in the knowledge that you tried your best
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Of course now I'm older and wiserI know that the correct way to speak to Johnny Foreigner is LOUDLY and CLEARLY using the Queen's English. Hand gestures are also helpful.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:00,
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"Excusez-moi, monsieurqu'est-ce que c'est ca? Je pense que votre mere etait un hamster et votre papa avais une odeur de sureau"
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Hee Ho Hee HoLe Serpent de Monty LOLs
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:05,
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Cereal in the morning or a sammich if I've been drinking the night before.Scrambled or boiled egg at the weekends.
Alt: all politicians are crap.
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girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:54,
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HelloCan't stop long. I have work to do. Just easing myself into it.
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girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:00,
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Alt: Hey! Nick Griffin's alright.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:57,
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At least he's obviously a cunt and doesn't care who knows it.(
girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:00,
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Rather unsuccessfully, yes.He got the looks, sadly.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:28,
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If I was was after a half blind racistHe'd be the one-eyed get
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:11,
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*checks around*Nope, Jeff isn't here so there was a vacancy
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:14,
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A sensible breakfast for a sensible world.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:57,
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My friend used to like cake for breakfast.*grimaces*
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girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:01,
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Just had my third cup of tea...... with a sandwich of dry-cured smoked bacon, grilled to perfection.
Alt: I'm not sure about Milliband, I don't trust these new-fangled Metric politicians.
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Peanut butter on wholemeal toast and two cups of filter coffeeI have today's apple and blackcurrant smoothie lined up for around 10am
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Same as the rest of them
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:09,
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I like the sound of that breakfast. Peanut butter is, obviously, Manna from heaven.
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I never liked it as a childI am making up for it now. Nom to the MAX!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:20,
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I don't careIt tastes nice
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:27,
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Breakfast comes about 10AM once my stomach has woken up.it tends to comprise what ever the sandwich man has on offer, this year I have been avoiding the sticky Danishes, but I'm low on sleep and craving a cigarette, so it may have to be today. I'f off to make a very strong coffee.
ALT: Fucking right, not like I'm even a Labour supporter but I wish the 'opposition' could at least field a credible alternative to the cunt Cameron and not just a Cleggy Clone. Bring back Michael Foot and his Duffel Coat of Power say I.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:23,
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We need a bloody good war. That'll separate the wheat from the chaffe.
Bring back Churchill. Oh, yes!
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More mental dictators, that's what we need.GRAND VIZIER MMPS DECREE NO. 147: ASPARAGUS TO BE EATEN ONLY AS PART OF A CALORIE CONTROLLED DIET.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:33,
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Char-grilled with a poached egg and/or prosciutto(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:34,
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NO!BOILED TO DEATH.
Guards, execute the traitor.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:37,
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Correct reply.Guards, play her some lighthouse family.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:38,
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I know how to keep the people in line.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:42,
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"what ever the sandwich man has on offer, this year I have been avoiding the sticky Danishes"you dirty bastard
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I was glad I didn't avoid a sticky Danish when I was 20(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:30,
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Old School!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:57,
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That I am Qents, that I am.How's the new year treating you, boy?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:41,
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Poor QUents/has no clue who Sasha may be
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:58,
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she fills the frieswhilst he flips the burgers. keep up!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:00,
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my american flatmate fancies him. i don't get it.i never eat breakfast normally, but the healthy eating detox is forcing me to. so porridge this morning. fucking rank shit.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:40,
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You must be doing porridge wrong.It is full of awesome.
Guards, make her watch all of Lost.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:44,
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That consitutes cruel and unusal punishment.Carry on.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:51,
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not when it's shitty meal replacement porridge packets it isn'tshudder
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:53,
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Fuck that, make real porridge.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:55,
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oh fucki hate clicking "i like this" by mistake. i would never click for porridge.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:57,
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oi rachelswipe, your a womanwhat should i get sasha for a leaving present?
it ahs to be classy and sophisticated like her, and say 'thanks for all your hard work and help, apols for the dry humping and all the best'?
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A bra. Woman seem to like them.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:50,
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a full private GUM screening sounds best.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:51,
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she's had five kids, so I was thinking like some of that cavity insulation so she can retighten her flange?(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:52, Reply)
good thinking.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:52,
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i don't knowi've never bought a present for a fictitious colleague before.
tesco vouchers say you truly mean it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:53,
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she isn't fictitious, she's really niceloveliest blues eyes i ever saw, pretty sure they can't be natural
there isn't a tesco anywhere near here, try again
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No tesco near by?Where do you live, Inner Mongolia?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:56,
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Just a short helicopter ride to Peebles.I'm sure they have one.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:02,
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ah fuck, the choppers in the garge at the moneeds new skis cos i got blancmange on the old ones
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He lives in St John's Scottish Episcopal Churchon the junction of Princes St and Lothain Road, apparently.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:05,
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well as you've basically shoved her out onto the street without a jobshe will need to feed her kids. therefore tesco vouchers. every little helps.
if only you could get them and use them to buy stuff online, eh.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:58,
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nah kev extended her probation and she found a better jobcan you buy tesco vouchers online? i don't think they're a very thoughtful present but its a nice idea
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darling, how the blue fuck would i know?i shop at harrods. harvey nicks at a push.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:01,
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i prefer harvey nicks to harrodsthere, i said it
harrods is like a fucken jumble sale, its Primark for the rich
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don't feel badlots of people don't get let in to harrods.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:09,
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Harrods is shit, it is for tourists and numpties and has all the class of a tequila fueled pile of street vomit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:16,
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correcthowever, the food hall is good. and i get my make-up from there, but online.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:18,
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Selfridges food hall is where it's at.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:19,
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i actually prefer whole foods to any of themi like the fact that everything is so fresh.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:21,
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not just that.Fancies Milliband and is a septic.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:57,
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she's infuriatingly hot thoughyou totally would
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:59,
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I probably wouldn'thad a thing with a New Joisey girl years ago. The dirty talking and the noisy orgasms in that accent has done terrible, deep-seated psychological damage that no amount of therapy can possibly help with.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:08,
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i think you'd have ended up with a pink sock fetish anyway, myselfanyway, that's what ball-gags are for.
also, the noisier the orgasm, the more likely it is to be fake...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:10,
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Joisey girls never fucking shut up, so this rule probably doesn't apply.Also, you are aware that most men can tell, right?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:11,
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i am aware that most men think they can tell, yes(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:13,
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my girlfirend goes into involuntary muscle spasms that are so strong they sometimes push me out(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:17, Reply)
I certainly doubt they're involuntary either(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:20,
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i don't know why your all so mean i'm just being part of the conversationwhen shes on top its the worst, she just forces it out like dead hard and quick, but if i'm on top i can keep ramming it in
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That sounds quite a lot like an admission of rape there.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:24,
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nah cos she's consenting so its an involuntary relflex where her vajo just tightens when she comes(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:27, Reply)
oh, we can tell.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:18,
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sweetheartjust because the video is called "REAL orgasm" doesn't mean the webcamgirl isn't faking it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:20,
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oh, that's quite a good comeback.at least 8/10 and a smattering of golf applause. Very well played
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:21,
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In fairnessshe was dirtier than a Cornish tin-miners sock.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:11,
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although, obviously we're discussing conquests online .. so by the rules of the internet, none this is really true.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:18,
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I generally don't eat breakfast as I'm usually running late.Then it gets to about 10am and I eat a Twix, or something. Healthy living, chaps.
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Kroney, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:53,
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museli usually.or toast. Which isn't really strange in either case.
Doesn't matter who Labour have. Until the Tories make a proper actual bollocks of something that they can't viably blame on the world economy or the previous government they will be impossible to knock out of power. And god help you if Scotland votes for independence, you'll effectively have a Tory government for the rest of time.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:55,
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We won't.This is not a legally binding guarantee
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:57,
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Do what you like up thereBut we're keeping the North sea oil
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:59,
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Fine, we'll keep the water.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:00,
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Neither country has any real say in the oilsince the oil companies are more powerful than any government.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:22,
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It's in nobody's interests.Scotland will end up going from being an equal, or near-equal, partner in a successful union to being a drain on an already struggling one.
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Kroney, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:59,
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In all honesty, I don't think it would make all that much of a difference.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:02,
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I know we won'twell, as long as there is a decent turnout, it'll be a no. but all the yes mentalists will definitely turn out, so it's still a risk.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:09,
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well, yes. there most definitely is that.Although I'd like to add "with a tendency to fuck his female staff on the side"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:25,
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*ahem* allegedly.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:29,
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Oh, nohe's more into the younger more impressionable members of staff. So I've heard. Plus, she's got a face like a skelped arse.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:36,
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Well yes, but he's a fat messI was trying to think of someone who might be attracted to him.
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*cough* John Prescott, David Mellor...power is an aphrodisiac in itself.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:50,
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He's no less odious and repulsive as Jonny and Dave, though.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:01,
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Yup and he's much smarter than Cameron.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:26,
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I'm watching the new Cher Lloyd video.DICTATORSHOP NOW! BAN THIS SORT OF SHITE.
Guards, burn the fucking wonky-eyed witch.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:00,
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if they didn't burn shannon dohertythey're going to let this one past too.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:02,
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it was based on oh my darling valentineand i like that blue dog who used to sing it on top cat
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spelled like that, it's a noun!not an imperative.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:10,
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The only time I can face breakfast is if I'm staying in a hotel and it's included in the cost.And even then I generally skip it in favour of a lie in, as it's generally served by 10am. Fuck that shit. The exception to this is if I'm staying in a hotel for work related reasons, in which case a lie in isn't really an option.
Alt: There is no alt, merely a statement. Personally I'm just waiting for Cameron to keep making stupid comments about the opposition looking like a bunch of spastic cunts, hopefully that'll get them booted out of office all by itself.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:04,
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For about three years I never had breakfast. And wondered why I was in a such bad mood throughout the day (didn't have lunch either).
I don't know why I'm up, I had a bottle and a half of wine, bottle of port, Baileys and a bottle of champagne over the course of yesterday. I don't get hangovers ever, instead I just wake up way earlier than I would normally. Well annoying.
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What are you, an aged rich spinster?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:08,
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Student innit?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:09,
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drinking champagne?BROKEN BRITAIN
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:10,
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He's got nothing better to do until he goes back to uni for a week in March, Mumpers.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:11,
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Yeah but that list of booze was for old ladies or fucking ponces.Ah, I see.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:12,
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Students will drink anything they can get there hands on, though.Especially if it's lying around unguarded in their parent's house.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:15,
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I have the alcohol tastes of an elderly women, yes.Don't judge me. It was all mine, for the record. Left over stuff I got for Christmas init.
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You write it online, you get judged.Guards, make him down a bottle of Midori then make him eat a greggs sausage and bean melt
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:23,
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Oh God they are so fucking vile.I tried one once. Never again. The melt thing, that is.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:25,
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Imagine how much worse it would be after midori.Fuck, being a dictator is hard work.
Guards, bring me the paper and a cuppa.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:27,
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You wonder how anyone could fuck up a combination of sausage, beans and pastry. Somehow, Greggs have managed it.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:29,
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I love how in greggs they feel the need to screech out the denomination of a note over a fiver before putting it in the till.SADIE, 10 GOING IN!
Also makes them sound a bit mucky.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:31,
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I was at Napier Uni on Saturdaythe cash machine gave out fivers. FIVERS, for fuck's sake. Is it the 1980s?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:35,
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Several places round here have started that too, it's quite helpful for when you're getting the bus first thing in the morning(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:49,
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Do they? I dunno, I've never handed over more than a fiver in Greggs before.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:36,
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and midori is even worse.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:28,
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Never had it.Not even sure I know what it is...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:30,
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I've just googled it, it sounds vile.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:31,
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I have to admit I do like champagne. And Baileys.And wine. You can keep the port, though.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:23,
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Port's the best one! I can go through a bottle in about half hour.
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I really don't like the taste.I can maybe stomach a small glass, but after that it's not for me.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:28,
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Do you drink more if the Vicar is round for a chat and some crumpets?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:28,
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Vicars don't like crumpet.They've devoted themselves to God init.
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If that's a joke about flange, Vicars can get married you tool.Honestly, what do they teach students these days?
BROKEN BRITAIN!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:33,
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Guards, remove all the comfy cushions and knitting implements.oh, and crush all the murray mints.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:12,
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In Holland they have 'POLITE' across their hats.I can confirm they are nothing of the sort and release dogs on people.
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maybe they have different customs over there and thats how they say hello(, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:23, Reply)
It's how they react to yobbish English students pushing small cars into canals.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:27,
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Sorry Baz.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:28,
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you should probably try looking less like a football hooligan over there, then.The dutch are premier league at it wheras we are only GM conference. I assume the police respond accordingly.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:27,
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They're bloody crackers over there.I crapped my pants on more than one occasion.
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Dutch hooligans are really fucking specialGermans are pretty tasty too.
The problem is that British hooligans are, fundamentally, stupid and usually xenophobic. Dutch and German hooliganism is very well organised but specifically tribal inter-club. Dutch hooligans don't follow the national team abroad(so Holland doesn't have a reputation like we do) and it doesn't usually drag in non-football fans.
I was on a train in Munich years ago when some 1860 fans stormed it to get some Bayern fans. I have never seen anything like it my life. Until the riot police re-stormed it 5 mins later with dogs, which was even more mental.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:34,
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Germans storming something? Never.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:35,
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Fucking hell!I'm getting my breakfast made for me! Egg butties no less!
Fucking hell the partner, you might just get lucky.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:25,
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