They are very shit indeed.
The kids don't speak the same language as their teachers. It'd be like sending my kid to a 'special' school.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 14:38, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Hmm.
My parents sent me to a CofE primary school on the grounds it had a good name. But then most of the kids, by the age of 8 or 9, were laughing off most of the risible attempts to drill the gospel into us. Take a good look at that school - if it's not a convent in disguise then she might be alright, but keep an eye on her. And pat her down for crucifixes and rosary beads each time she visits.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 14:41, Reply)

I went to a CofE primary
and it was rather charming. Pilgrim's Progress etc, the whole school had less than 100 pupils so it was rather quaint.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 14:43, Reply)

So did I
A few hymns in assembly and that was it.
( Kroney, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 14:45, Reply)

Most of them can't even count to bibbedy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 14:42, Reply)

Savages
I bet they all throw spears at each other in the playground and all...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 14:47, Reply)

My daughter's the only 'honky' in her year.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 14:50, Reply)

Ah, well then if Treasure Island is anything to go by
surely all her classmates will recognise her natural superiority and look to her to lead them?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 14:52, Reply)

I am assuming this is what will happen.
I've told her to demand they call her 'bwana'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 14:53, Reply)

I read about it in a Tintin book too, so it must be true
_{(I'll have to see if I can get you a copy of Tintin in the Congo; whatever you think of the be-quiffed Belgian, I think this particular one will be right up your street...)}
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 14:56, Reply)

Do they all have huge lips and bones through their noses?
Belgians are weird.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:09, Reply)

I am aware of its, ah, delicate handling of the 'race issue'...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 15:10, Reply)