The time sponsored by accurist is ten to flounce.
Feckless old spastic
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:16, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Not so much of the old thank you lardy.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:17, Reply)

Oi!
I've just been telling Jeff how lovely and helpful you are. Don't go spoiling it by starting trouble.

Let's all sing Kum bah yah and hold hands and stuff.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:19, Reply)

You two really need to be parking this.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:19, Reply)

He would need an extra large parking space.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:21, Reply)

Married to ceiling so late in life, where did I save those pics?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:21, Reply)

And you, don't stir it up.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:24, Reply)

Wasn't that a Bob Marley song?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:26, Reply)

It's getting tired now.
If the two of you can't get over it and play nicely, why don't you just stay away from each other?
Sorry, I'm hardly a great peace envboy, am I? *cancels ticket to Tel Aviv*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:30, Reply)

I must admit to admiring you. Your ability to type with your head dobber whilst munching on a wheelbarrow of pasta and cooking 3lb of pork belly is impressive.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:24, Reply)

I admire your ability to look like Nosferatu in your jazzy business photos.
Say cheese
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:26, Reply)

Are there still photo's of me online? Thought they had gone given my unemployment.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:28, Reply)

Nothing leaves the Internet, apart from you boomerang boy.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:30, Reply)

I'm getting pretty bored of this.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:31, Reply)

How? It's a stick that you throw away and it comes back. How is that boring?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Every time you wind him up, it just reminds people what a prick you were about the whole thing.
Sorry and all that, but there it is. I'm with Jeff on this one.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:34, Reply)

To be fair for a change, I did start this diatribe of drivel this evening, not Bobby.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:37, Reply)

Well, I told you off too, up there.
Frankly, you're both being pretty childish now.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:38, Reply)

I don't care, he keeps prodding me so I retaliate.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:38, Reply)

Fair comment.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:39, Reply)

You stop, I'll stop.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:39, Reply)

Deal.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:40, Reply)

What's it all about, anyway?
Go on, fill me in.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:43, Reply)

Mind your own business you nosey wanker.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:46, Reply)

Oh, bless :(
Never mind.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:49, Reply)

I thought it was only you and me that despised each other.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:51, Reply)

Hate to pop your little bubble but we don't have a monopoly on it.
It seems pretty gay.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:54, Reply)

You'd love to pop my little bubble wouldn't you.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:56, Reply)

I dream about popping your bubble.
Or rather something less subtle.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Fuck off and drink the second bottle of Netto sherry.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:06, Reply)

But if I do that it might wash away the taste of jizzum...
And you know how THAT feels.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:09, Reply)

Did you see that Battered called me a nosey wanker!
What a cock.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:10, Reply)

Are you not a nosey wanker?
With jizz all over your chin?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:13, Reply)

Well, yes I am.
I'll grant you that.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:24, Reply)

Don't start them off again, for fuck's sake!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:46, Reply)

But, but, but...
I only asked!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:50, Reply)

Fuck me, I've just seen Kenny Dalgleish smiling!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Liar.
BBC have just reported he's broken wind.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:34, Reply)

He really does look like my dad.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:36, Reply)

Really?
Why don't you look like Kenny's daughter? :-)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:38, Reply)