It was when he took up ballroom dancing
and realised that no matter how many times he was pumped full of semen, he'd never be able to have kids.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:23, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Tragic
Plunging himself face-first into yet another of Terry's chocolate boxes.

He'd pick them by hand and eat them normally, of course, were his hands not strapped to his ankles while a burly moustachioed gentleman (also, coincidentally, called Terry) applies lube to his anus with a rubber-gloved hand.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Terry's Chocolate Box?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:32, Reply)

There might have been a hint of an innuendo there, yes.
Edit: So, you know, I thought for once this year I'd try and have a conversation with Darth that didn't involve jokes about him being bent...that lasted all of 11 minutes.

(But to be fair, Al started it)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:33, Reply)

I appreciate the thought
if not the effort
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:45, Reply)