woo!
I'm here and I want attention

LOOK AT ME EVERYONE!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:44, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Well, fuck you, bitch!
Fuck you right up!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:46, Reply)

oh :(
that wasn't the attention I wanted.

are we going to have to fight for attention now?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:47, Reply)

*pulls hair*
*rips shirt*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:53, Reply)

*flails*
*gets jelly*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:54, Reply)

OOO! Jelly!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:56, Reply)

jelly ends all wars

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:58, Reply)

Hooray for jelly!
So, whatcha up to?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:00, Reply)

mostly just feeling like crap
and feeling sorry for myself. you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:01, Reply)

Coughing my tits off
and watching shit tv.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:07, Reply)

that sucks

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:12, Reply)

Hurr hurr hurr
I'm watching.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:01, Reply)

The new internet sensation
"Two Girls Eat Jelly"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:01, Reply)

What flavour?
You'll forgive me if I play the Alberto the Frog card again.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:06, Reply)

red jelly

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:09, Reply)

That's no good
Strawberry, Raspberry or weak Blackcurrant?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:12, Reply)

strawberry

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:12, Reply)

I like all those flavours.
But I like precision too.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:24, Reply)

I'll attention you both halfheartedly
Getting attention off TD isn't really a great thing, but what else will you get on a Friday evening.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:49, Reply)

nothing these days :(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:49, Reply)

"Nostalgias about old Friday nights a bit"
But most of the best ones were chemically enhanced and I can't do that now.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:53, Reply)

there used to be such fun, such dreams
such come down/hangovers
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:02, Reply)

There used to be such high ambitions
"I'm going for her/him."

There used to be confusion, lost hours, stupid dancing, disputes, recriminations, tearful reconcilations, hilarity, ridicule, unexpected confessions.

I'd do it again once, but I can't make it the life it was.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:11, Reply)

i'll be honest
I was never that cool. Mostly there was beer and rock music and high energy, low coordination 'dancing' and sticky floors, ridiculous crushes that went nowhere and high fat breakfasts.

I could do this again, but friends keep wussing out
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:15, Reply)

I never even did that.
I've always been a sad old mare.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:16, Reply)

It wasn't cool.
It was the very small bar of a downstairs club in Leeds which is now a strip-joint.

The DJ was astonishing - that's what hooked us.

Staff had no problem with punters scoffing lines off the tables but hated pissheads.

Ultimately it was a lot of pent-up nervous financial sector energy and angst built up during the week and dissipated on Friday night.

Yes, of course I'd do it again for the sheer sense of relief/release.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:23, Reply)

Speed or coke?
I'm thinking speed.
Christ, you on coke? Scary thought.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:26, Reply)

Me on coke.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:31, Reply)

You. On coke.
*shivers*
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:56, Reply)

I became slightly irresponsible
But maintained my composure...

Did I buggery - how d'you think I managed to get married? Lisa was a bigger hoover than me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 23:04, Reply)

I never imagined this about you.
Fucking revelations, man.
This changes everything.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 23:17, Reply)

Were there breakbeats involved?
I love a good breakbeat.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:27, Reply)

No.
He opened every night with "Groovin with Mr Bloe" and followed off that.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaQWOne1sfo
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:34, Reply)

Get yer arse on the next charabanc to north Cumbria and we can paint the town red one more time...
Well, maybe pale red?
Pink or orange, the choice is yours!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:16, Reply)

One day
It's all gone a bit mad workwise.

Been offered a 16 week process-management contract, and my own business is getting busy too.

My Sister can run my business normally but she's snowed under with her own job.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:30, Reply)

So the property condition thing's picked up again? Good stuff mate, happy for you!
I think I was only joking about the massive drugs, for medical reasons I think I need to leave them in the past.
Gaz on it's way, by way of explanation...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:36, Reply)

Just thinking there - what a match made in heaven
Gronz and Plumdozer - the two biggest Breakbeat men.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:45, Reply)

For some reason (LOL) I read that as Gonz, not Gronz.
Now it makes sense.
;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 23:24, Reply)