Alright bumders?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:30, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Yo Yo Yo.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:31, Reply)

Alright FreeFair?
Why the whole semidetached subterfuge? And we all knew anyway. Narrative voice is a powerful thing, remember when you pretended to be a University student?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:34, Reply)

I need it explained to me why my writing style is identifiable.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:37, Reply)

That's pretty hard to do, but the more you read someone's posts the more identifiable they become, particularly if you read a lot generally.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:38, Reply)

also you are very obviously 16-17
i teach people that age - it's pretty easy to spot from style and attitude
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:39, Reply)

Indeed.
I could re register on here as a sockpuppet, but as soon as I open my mouth, Noel here would instantly recognise my quendaciousness.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:39, Reply)

Only because you'd have a new account and immediately tell us all how good looking you are.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:40, Reply)

True.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:41, Reply)

And thus the write style argument is complete.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:42, Reply)

Indeed.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:43, Reply)

Because everything you say makes you sound like a massive bender.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:38, Reply)

As The Proclaimers once sang...
Bellender, bellender, na na na na na na.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:40, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:41, Reply)

Abort abort abort
A word your mother should have acquainted herself with.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:41, Reply)

Is this a joke?

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:47, Reply)

Yes.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:48, Reply)

That was the trouble before.
I started to take those comments seriously.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:51, Reply)

You have to learn when vituperative comments are intended as such and when they are meant to be taken in a friendly manner.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:52, Reply)

I knew they weren't serious at first, then I started to think the amount of times they were being delivered
meant that no, people fucking hated me .
For a while I suspected some genius was going to start an "Anonymous" style satirical hate campaign against me.
"Hunt down this reactionary scumbag cunt and impale his family on a Hammer And Sickle, while flailing his knob with the Red Rose and Pecking his eyes with a yellow bird, while singeing his hair with a liberty torch and Birching him with a tree and for ironic good measure"
Ah-well-a-boo-bays!
Anyway, as long as it's in moderation I'm fine with banter.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:02, Reply)

To be fair, you were argumentative, haughty and slightly unseasoned in the simplicity of your opinions.
I'd normally use these as an insult, but I'm trying to be constructive.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:06, Reply)

That sounds like me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:08, Reply)

Yes, but you're reputed to be a colossal ponce so we all expect it.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:10, Reply)

Also, listening to Apparat. Heard any? I think you'd like it.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:12, Reply)

Apparat are great.
They did a collab with Modeselektor which is well worth a listen. Moderat.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:18, Reply)

I'll check it out, thanks.
Also recently: Headphone - Ghostwriter (fucking love it), Sub Focus, Gift of Gab's Supreme Lyricism mix album, Bahamadia, High Flying Birds, Birdy, Calibre, the Tron Legacy remix album, Dr Syntax (proper UK hip hop, amusing dude with good flow), Flying Lotus, Joker, lots of J5 I'd missed, Lights, Nero, Phutureprimitive (which I reckon you'll like if you've not heard it), Owl City (The Postal Service lives), Pulled Apart By Horses and Wretch 32.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:24, Reply)

Bass.
do you know Quannum? Gab and J5 worked on that.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:27, Reply)

Yup, Quannum, Blackalicious, Gift of Gab, Lyrics Born, Lateef etc etc, I've got most of their stuff.
Best hip hop out there imho, great great melodic flow and intelligent rhymes.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:29, Reply)

i am an obsessive Mo wax collector. I have I Changed my Mind on vinyl.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:31, Reply)

I can justify my opinions.
However as I was unwilling to do so due to the fact I am not good with succinct points, I looked like I did not have any.
People listened when I was SemiDetatched.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:08, Reply)

So you're saying FreeFair is a tainted brand?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:09, Reply)

It was.
Incidentally, that 14 year old that came on here, that honestly was NOT me. I would never, when teased on a site like this about possible homosexuality, reply "I can't be gay, I have a girlfriend". I would never give such a stereotypical reply.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:10, Reply)

You can justify your opinions, but you can't force people to agree with them.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:11, Reply)

I never dreamed of doing so.
Variety is the spice of life, democracy and difference of opinion is healthy in a civilized society. I never judge people on their political views, there's so much more to life than that. Some of my best friends and my closest family are Labour members or supporters. All I demand is mutual respect for people's right to hold an opinion.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:15, Reply)

Thing is though, you can post the most eloquent argument you've got about something stirring and thought-provoking and all you'll get on this particular forum is
BUTTS LOL etc etc. Sometimes there's reasonable, seasoned debate but mostly you'll get the shit ripped out of you. Choose your audience wisely, young one.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:17, Reply)

I'd been reading this forum for 3 years before (since 2008)
And though I am aware of its nature , I had cottoned on to the fact that the high average intellect of people on here had often spilled over into thought provoking debate.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:20, Reply)

Where?
And why go to what is ostensibly a humour site for serious discussion?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:21, Reply)

I only intended to talk seriously infrequently.
I often tried to join in with the mainstream topics , to no avail.
Also, there are a lot of examples. You really want one?
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:24, Reply)

I still lol about telling you to STFO.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:25, Reply)

Swiftly followed by BUTTS LOL etc etc

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:25, Reply)

Well it sounds like you're starting to learn!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:52, Reply)

I'm going for a pint with TD next week.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 22:55, Reply)

TD is tops.
I've never met the bloke, but we've exchanged messages. Tell him I asked after him.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:08, Reply)

I'll have to wear my best shirt.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:10, Reply)

I can't believe a man with your style has a 'best' shirt.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:11, Reply)

my 'best' shirt varies.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:13, Reply)

I'll bet when you decide on a 'new' best shirt
The other shirts have their noses put out of joint.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:14, Reply)

yep.
It's no fun though. New shirt = new tie & cufflinks, which puts another £50 on the price tag.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:17, Reply)

The internet is srs bsns.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:01, Reply)

I always read that as 'serious beans'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:05, Reply)

Beans are srs mthn.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:06, Reply)

lol

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 23:19, Reply)