You're an internet fatty.
You don't need to tell us you hate PE. We know.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:54, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

and the big girls will pick on me
and they'll make me run and i'm allergic to running
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:06, Reply)

Who are these big girls you speak of?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:07, Reply)

Send 'em my way
I'll teach them discipline.

Hurr hurr hurr.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:08, Reply)

P to the D said he's meeting you for a pint.
I fully expect you to pass judgement on his chosen shirt.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:11, Reply)

If I can juggle jobs to suit
I shall meet the Plum on Wednesday.

He will be blown out of the door by my sartorial elegance.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:13, Reply)

I doubt it, unless you have something very very special in store.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:18, Reply)

I am a Country Gent at heart
And dress appropriately.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:22, Reply)

Oh dear.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:23, Reply)

I live the life.
I own two gun dogs. I drive a 4wd Suzuki.

Admittedly I also own two 1950's coaches and spend a lot of time under them in a boilersuit but what do you want, eh?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:28, Reply)

I hope this means you don't wear brown shoes to town during the week.
A country gent never should.

Also cufflinks should only be worn with a double cuff shirt.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Of course cufflinks should only be worn with French cuffs.
How vulgar is it when one sees the plebs wearing them with button cuffs? And a gentleman should always wear a Windsor collar.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:28, Reply)

I only ever wear suede boots.
Except when fucking about under the above admissions.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:30, Reply)

They wear blouses

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:10, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:12, Reply)