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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I used to have my landlord saved as "think quickly"

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:17, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
"I am washing my hair tonight and so must regrettably decline your generous offer of arse rape in lieu of rent."

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:20, Reply)
Rape implies I wouldn't be up for it
Don't be silly, Stunned poster.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:24, Reply)
It's only rape if you don't push back.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:26, Reply)
Hahaha

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:27, Reply)
Hahaha I'm stealing that.
Although I wish I knew about it before a couple of days ago, they've been harassing me for ages and I've just paid four months rent.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:23, Reply)
You can get it back though
All you need is a balaclava and an easy point of entry... oh look who I'm telling
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:24, Reply)
That's fucking burglary, way beyond my remit.
Even if it wasn't I'm retired now anyroad.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:30, Reply)
I'm intrigued to know exactly what your remit was

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:32, Reply)

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