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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I had an English teacher that was so sick of me and a couple of matesbeing difficult that he grabbed me by the scruff of the neck in one lesson and threatened, "I'll fucking smash you, boy!!!"
My friends helpfully shouted, "Go on Stunned, knock him out!" and "That's assault that is, sir".
He realised the latter was true and we said no more about it.
(, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:38, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
he menat he was going to "smash" you in the common room whilst the geography department wanked off in the corner(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:38,
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He WAS supposed to be bent. That wasn't a common term for sex at the time so I suspect it would have just been the geography dept bukaking me in the common room.
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