+trousers round ankles and arse pointed in the air

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:38, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

At least that would have been over quickly
I'm such a total eye-mong that I could only tell which was the stage was by the noise
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:47, Reply)

*rubbish eye fives*
When I'm out dancing and that I often knock my specs off when I'm star spangled.
Then it's all like MY GLASSES!?!?! in a high pitched whiney voice.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:49, Reply)

I have never since been to a gig or a club night wearing glasses
It was THAT traumatic. That bit in the Inbetweeners movie when Will goes from the verge of his greatest sexual experience to "I'VE LOST MY GLASSES"? Me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:53, Reply)

I couldn't not wear them. I'd be like a drunken groping mr magoo.
Well well, what's this? Is it the door bell?
*slaps*
That's my nipple you prick!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:54, Reply)

Hang about
Is your eyesight so bad it transcends contact lenses? Don't tell me b3ta has a bigger eye-mong than me!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:59, Reply)

I can't get contacts cause my eyes dissolve in the fluid.
My eyesight is pretty shocking.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:01, Reply)

Go on, let's hear it
I'm -6.5 in the right and -6.25 in the left
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:02, Reply)

My wife is -8
My brother-in-law is -9
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:04, Reply)

No fucking idea to be honset.
That's what an optician is for.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:04, Reply)