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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I want a kitten.

(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:56, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
You already have one hairy layabout to look after

(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:58, Reply)
True, but kittens are cute and don't answer back.

(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:00, Reply)
Or take money from your purse.

(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:02, Reply)
YOU TOLD ME IF I GAVE YOU HALF YOU WOULDN'T TELL!!!

(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:09, Reply)
This makes me sad.

(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:11, Reply)
But you've got Monty if you want something furry that shits on the kitchen floor?

(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:58, Reply)
They sleep in your shoes and can't reach the coffee table.
Why wouldn't you want one?
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:58, Reply)
I want to moonwalk pal, but life's a shithouse.

(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:01, Reply)
Moonwalking isn't that tricky actually
I can teach you
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:03, Reply)
careful, you'll be backing up excitedly and suddenly BOOM Darth is in you

(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:04, Reply)
Not an unreasonable price to pay for the ability to moonwalk
You should see what I charge for a pirouette.
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:06, Reply)

pirouette meat spin
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:08, Reply)
As an accomplished b-boy
I would rather eat my own shit than perform such a bent manoeuvre.

I was quoting 'television'
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:08, Reply)
Good point
No technique or ability required whatsoever to do Ballet

(clue: there is)
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:12, Reply)

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