Oi Ape.
Why aren't you coming to Bristol? You big homo.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:21, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

If he's a homo we don't want him there, innit?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:22, Reply)

: (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:24, Reply)

We are going to welcome you, so why not Ape?
Also - you're quite pally with Darth. Can you send him a text for me?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:25, Reply)

I can send him a letter
Martin 32
Telecomms engi-queer
Norwich
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:28, Reply)

That won't do. I need a more immediate communication.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:29, Reply)

you can text him on
0891 50 50 50
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:31, Reply)

No.
I might be stupid, but I'm not that stupid. I just wanted to laugh at the FA Cup score.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:33, Reply)

Course.
Whack it in a gaz and I'll pass it on.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:32, Reply)

I was only going to mock him about the football.
Hardly important.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:35, Reply)

I'm sure you can do that tomorrow

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:36, Reply)

If I don't (I've got a busy day tomorrow)
Will you mention it for me?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:43, Reply)

because I am spending all my money on my mates stag do in Scrutland
would love to otherwise, I miss the old place
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:24, Reply)

Fair enough.
You're better off spending your beer tokens with proper mates, rather than a collection of spastics.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:26, Reply)

haha, one day I'll pop out, more likely to to be Lahndan though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:26, Reply)

You're not missing much.
Imagine a secondary school disco with all the boys standing on one side of the hall, and all the ladies standing on the other. All looking nervously at each other, but the men are too scared to speak to the ladies.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:28, Reply)

'ladies'?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:29, Reply)

Sorry.
'ladies' blokes with moobs and long hair.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:30, Reply)