I really hope Derby batter you 5-0.
Only cos my housemate is a Ram and living with him will be hell otherwise. He goes in a strop for the day if he loses on Fifa, can't imagine what he'll be like if you beat them.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:42, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Sounds like another job for the rohypnol smoothie.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:44, Reply)

I shouldn't worry, we haven't a prayer
Call him a worthless cunt from me would you? It'll cheer me up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:45, Reply)

But he's fucking massive.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:47, Reply)

oh noes! not a bigger boy!
MUUUUUUM!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:48, Reply)

Most less evolved apes are
If he gets his radge on distract him with a banana
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:52, Reply)

He sounds like a sensible, well adjusted young man.

( Kroney, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:55, Reply)

He's not
He's a fucking cunt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:00, Reply)