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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Fuck it, I couldn't do a worse job than they are at the minute
Haven't checked live text in five minutes, I assume Morgan's holed out trying to smash it into the sea by now
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:55,
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latest was 13 years ago)
I actually do know with cricket
If I try to get smartarsey about tennis you can call bullshit
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:03,
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I'm sure we're meant to be good at this particular sport
Giving them a few wickets' head start is very sporting an' that but I was quite enjoying all the winning last year
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:59,
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I think the boys fancied an extra couple of days enjoying Dubai
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:01,
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As far as I can make out
Trott is standing perfectly still with his bat held in front of his legs.
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:58,
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Don't knock it, it's the only thing that seems to be working at the moment
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:08,
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Patient batsmanship definitely required.
Trott is the perfect man to have in the middle. Morgan, less so.
*checks rest of batting order*
Oh fuck.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:11,
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Never mind a cure for cancer, we should concentrate all our scientific resources into cloning Trott
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:16,
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And developing a cricketer's brain for KP
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:22,
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Some things are beyond the reach of science
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:43,
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Hahaha
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:44,
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