You should say things about him that are true, lord knows there are enough.
Just pretending he works in McDonalds when he evidently doesn't and saying "Want fries with that?" a lot is more boring than him when he gets repetitive. Couldn't you at least step it up? Or even something more imaginitive?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 16:50, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

its alright, i like the attention
especially when she keeps sending me flirty gazzes even after i said i wasn't intrested twice
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 16:51, Reply)

i know but careful observation is much funnier.
I mean, if I suddenly decide to think you're a fireman it won't be funny will it.
"Shut up fireman. Yeah, put it out, fireman." It's just made up.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 16:53, Reply)

i wish i was a fireman
:(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 16:53, Reply)

Spelling again?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VKouBHarIo
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 16:54, Reply)

i can't listen to it cos the radios on
could you hum for me and i'll go 'oh yeah!'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 16:56, Reply)

"I wish I was a fisherman, tumblin on the seas"
*fiddles*
*not kids*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 16:57, Reply)

'oh yeah!'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 17:01, Reply)

hang on. sometimes i call him "lifeless" for a change.
it's just a metaphor. he doesn't actually have to work as a burger-flipper to come across as (a retarded) one.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 16:56, Reply)

You've let me down with this one

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 16:57, Reply)

sorry dude
i'll try and dredge up some more venom from somewhere.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 16:57, Reply)